Eating Crow

Ken AshfordIraq, Right Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

It doesn’t get better than this:

Packs of right-wing bloggers spent the last several weeks trying to destroy the credibility of Associated Press’s war reporting by claiming that one of its sources, an Iraqi policeman named Jamil Hussein, does not exist, that AP simply invented him. As it turns out — and as AP itself had the great pleasure of reporting (and then rubbing in the face of its irresponsible, taunting accusers) — the Iraqi Government, which previously denied it, now acknowledges that Jamil Hussein does exist and he is a police officer in Iraq, just as AP reported accurately.

Eric Boehlert has written extensively about the right-wing blogosphere’s attempt to destroy the credibility of AP’s war reporting by insisting that their source was non-existent (and, needless to say, then became the immediate target of a campaign of personal attacks, assaults on his integrity, and childish name-calling).

And within the last twelve hours, multiple people have written comprehensively about the profound and long overdue humiliation which these right-wing bloggers just suffered. Greg Sargent re-caps how this incident exposes – yet again – the complete lack of credibility of the reckless, truth-free lynch mobs that compose the "right-wing blogosphere" and which hilariously see themselves as watchdogs over the media even though they traffic in the most reckless innuendo, gossip, and rank, error-plagued speculation that exists.

Here, Dave Neiwert documents but a fraction of the false accusations they made against AP, and during the controversy itself, he made the excellent point that this whole "controversy" was based on denials by the "Iraqi Government" and the U.S. military of Jamil Hussein’s authenticity — military and government denials which they mindlessly ingested and accepted as True like the good little authoritarians that they are.

To this superb commentary I want to add but one point — there is nothing new, unique or surprising about this incident. Exactly this has happened repeatedly, time and again. This is what the right-wing blogosphere does. It is who they are and how they function. The only difference here is that they were so shrill and relentless in their attacks on AP, having prattled on about it for weeks without pause, that they actually pushed their accusations against AP into the national media.

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These right-wing bloggers love to piously masquerade around as "media watchdogs," keeping a watchful eye on the "MSM" and compelling them to adhere to facts. And ever since their involvement in the use by Dan Rather of fraudulent documents, and then heightened by Charles Johnson’s oh-so-monumental observation that a Reuters photograph of Lebanon had been photoshopped to give the appearance of more smoke during an Israeli air strike on Beirut, the media has largely recited this storyline.

But they are nothing of the sort. Nobody is less interested in media accuracy than they are. Correcting media mistakes is so plainly not their agenda. They are nothing more than hyper-partisan hysterics who jump on any innuendo or rumor or whispered suspicion as long as it promotes their rigid ideological views and political loyalties and hatreds.

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These right-wing bloggers operate at a level several beneath the National Enquirer, literally. They simply fabricate facts and recklessly and maliciously launch serious accusations against the media whenever doing so advances their political agenda.

They leap on any innuendo or gossip from the Internet swamps and tout it as fact whenever doing so bolsters their ideological view or can be enlisted to destroy the credibility of a journalist who reports unpleasant facts. They desperately seek out any basis for attacking media reports that cast doubt on their Leader and his policies. They repeat government and military claims as fact and then accuse the media of "lying" whenever their reporting contradicts Official Statements from Our Leaders.

They operate in a credibility-free zone where there are never any consequences for their mistakes because the partisans who read them will always dismiss every one of these unfair smears on the media as well-intentioned (one of the bloggers on Malkin’s Hot Air site emphasized last night in defending himself
how "well founded and well intended our suspicions were"). That led Malkin herself to add: "Just to clarify, I’m not apologizing for anything."

That media inaccuracy is not their concern is about as glaring and obvious a fact as one can discover. They don’t seem to have noticed that this entire war was based upon inaccurate reporting — a whole series of false claims about Saddam Hussein, the state of the Iraqi weapons program, its relationship to Al Qaeda, its involvement in the 9/11 attacks, the cost of our invasion, the consequences of it.

But there, "inaccurate reporting" generated what they craved — some nice, bloody war in the Islamic world, so it didn’t bother them at all, and still doesn’t. I have read more right-wing blogs than I can count, with a depressing frequency, and I don’t think I have ever seen a single post written by any of them examining or decrying the sloppy, inaccurate reporting of the "MSM" which endorsed every false claim by the Bush administration which drove the country to invade Iraq.

Someone who stands outside of a store and repeatedly lets burglars in — and who even themselves frequently runs into the building to steal some nice merchandise — isn’t a "watchdog" in any meaningful sense of the term, even if they wear the uniform.

They are dishonest hacks with an agenda that is the opposite of what they claim. This Jamil Hussein humiliation would be rather compelling evidence, standing alone, to demonstrate how they operate. But this incident has plenty of company. At some point, isn’t their total lack of credibility, the endless stream of irresponsible, false accusations, and the reckless disregard for facts that drives them going to be so apparent that it becomes undeniable to everyone but them? We have long ago reached the point where that ought to be the case.

More here.

Google Searches That Lead To Me

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The blogger at Brilliant at Breakfast discovered that people who google the phrase "Nancy Pelosi breast size" get his site as one of the results, and that’s how they come to him (despite the fact that he never blogged about Nancy Pelosi’s breast size).

So I wanted to see what searches people have done which lead them here.  Here’s a partial list of the more — uh — distrubing ones, all googled by vistors in the past 24 hours:

  • porn actor "jeff white"
  • pierced navel, melinda
  • animal sex
  • what year did 9-11 occur
  • worlds ugliest main street
  • "non-payment of wages" + "george bernard shaw"

You people are strange.

Hot Hot Hot

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Sun_heatNew England experienced its first snowless December in decades.  And now this:

2007 predicted to be world’s warmest year

This year is set to be the hottest on record worldwide due to global warming and the El Nino weather phenomenon, Britain’s Meteorological Office said on Thursday.

The Met Office said the combination of factors would likely push average temperatures this year above the record set in 1998. 2006 is set to be the sixth warmest on record globally.

"This new information represents another warning that climate change is happening around the world," said Met Office scientist Katie Hopkins.

“I’m Not Whining” He Whined

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That’s the best line from a Dana Milbank piece about the GOP returning to the 110th Congress, where they find themselves not in the majority after several years of bribery and page-seducing.  The whiner is Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.).

Yup — already the GOP is complaining that they aren’t allowed to drive the car anymore, and the session hasn’t even begun yet.

The Rude Pundit (rudely) adds his views:

The fact that Republicans even think the victim act will work is laughable, in a "Christ, that’s sad, let’s shoot Old Yeller way." They don’t realize that people love it when the bully gets beaten up. When an abused wife shoots the shit-faced, pummeling husband in the back of the head. When the convicted serial rapist is turned into the gang-banger’s punk in prison.

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They seriously think saying, "Democrats promised to share their toys" is going to have traction as a counter argument to the election results, even when the entire country knows that Republicans kept the playground locked to Democrats for all these years. This is a Karl Rove ploy, the weak wimper of a cancer-ridden corrupt old man, trying to turn the Democrats on themselves, hoist them on their promise of better bipartisanship.

You can smell his sausage-like finger grease all over George Bush’s sad editorial in the Wall Street Journal. "What Congress Can Do For America," it was titled. And the simple answer, the one demanded by all Americans whose paychecks don’t rely on desperately trying to make Bush into a "leader," is "Fucking stop you."

Theatre Survey I Stole…

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from Emily who stole it from Zac.  (I guess it’s viral?)

Real Name: Kenneth Richard Ashford

Stage Name: Ken Ashford

Last Show You Added To Your Resume: "On Goldon Pond" (director)

Last Show You Auditioned For: "Daddy’s Dyin’ – Who’s Got The Will?"

Did You Get Into It: I did

Last Song You Used At An Audition: Honest to God, I don’t remember.  I had prepared something for DDD, but Jamie had us sing "The Star Spangled Banner"

Favorite Theatre Venue: Theatre Alliance of Winston-Salem . . . my touchstone

Favorite Musical: At the moment, it has to be "Spring Awakening", although I’ve always been partial to "Blood Brothers"

Name A Theatre Superstition: I really don’t have one

Last Part You Played In A Show: Mr. Greenfelt and assorted others in "Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical", except for a one-night fill-in as Charlie in "On Golden Pond"

Your Goal In Show Business: Just to get better at it

Favorite Director: Any one who is open-minded and encourages experimentation

What Was Your Very First Show: A flying monkey in the 5th grade production of "Wizard of Oz"

Have You Ever Had A Dance Solo: Oh, God, I’ve tried my whole life to forget it.  Yes. "Brigadoon".  (Sorry, Claire).

Have You Ever Had A Singing Solo: Yes

Have You Ever Been The Last Person To Take A Bow:  No, I don’t think so.  Men usually aren’t.

Name A Show You’ve Done More Than 2 Times: I’ve done "Godspell" four times (once directing); "J.C. Superstar" twice; "Noises Off" twice

Have You Been To L.A.: No

What’s The Scariest Part Of An Audition: Waiting around

Best Part Of An Audition: Reading

Name A Show You Would Never Do Again: I never say "never"

Name A Show You Could Do For Years: Too many

Name A Show You Would Love To Do But Have Never Been In: "Blood Brothers"

Name A Person You’d Like To Work With Again: There are only a handful that I WOULDN’T work with again.

What Are You Auditioning For Next: I haven’t figured that out (Note to self: figure that out)

How Long Have You Been Performing: Not counting grade school stuff, 30 years or thereabouts.

Do You Carry Your Headshots Around With You: Uh… no.  I have a photo id that gets me in to the office building though.  Does that count?

Do You Keep In Touch With Past Cast Members: Yes

What’s Your Most Memorable Performance: Are we still talking about theater?  Oh, okay.  Ummm….

What’s Something Embarrassing Or Unexpected That Happened While Onstage: Going onstage knowing that there is a backstage fire, and not being sure how big it is.

What’s Something Embarrassing Or Unexpected That Happened While In The Dressing Room: What happens in the dressing room stays in the dressing room. [Emily’s answer, but a damned good one]

Who Is The Most Difficult Person (Onstage Or Off) That You’ve Ever Worked With: Oh, she’s dead now, so let’s not go there.

Ever Been Naked Onstage: Yes

Encore004Who/What is Your Greatest Inspiration/Influence In The Theatre: Tough one — I’d have to say the early influences are the greatest, so that would be George Kelly and the late Michael Chagnon (pictured right)

If You Could Be A Rich And Famous Porn Star Or A Struggling Theatre Actor, Which Would You Choose: Struggling theatre actor.  Anyone who performs for money and fame does it for the wrong reasons.

Best Professional Show You’ve Seen: Too too many.  "Pirates of Penzance" with Tim Curry stands out.  As well as the Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of "Guys and Dolls".  I remember the original "Chorus Line" as having a huge impact on me at the time.

Top Five Favorite Shows You’ve Performed In: "Noises Off", "Debbie Does Dallas", "Godspell" (one of them), "Pippin", "The Foreigner"

Onstage, Have You Ever….

Been Killed: Yes ("Brigadoon")

Been Drunk/Stoned: Kind of ("One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest" among others)

Played Someone Half Your Age: Yes ("Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical")

Played Someone Twice Your Age: Yes ("Noises Off")

Cried: Yes

Fired A Gun: No, although I’ve done some swordfighting

Driven A Car: Um… noooo

Been Drenched: I was rather wet in "The Boys Next Door"

Been In A Dream Sequence: Many times

Been Kissed: Many times

Loony Rehnquist?

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Interesting:

The FBI’s file on former Chief Justice William Rehnquist — made public more than a year after his death — offers insight into hallucinations and other symptoms of withdrawal that Rehnquist suffered when he was taken off a prescription painkiller in 1981.

A doctor was cited as saying that Rehnquist, an associate justice of the Supreme Court at the time, tried to escape the hospital in his pajamas and imagined that the CIA was plotting against him.

Now, to be fair, this was a brief period in Rehnquist’s life when he was suffering from withdrawal from pain medication.  There’s no serious allegation that Rehnquist, while serving on the nation’s highest court, was unfit for his duties.

Or was there?

In one previously secret memo from 1971, an FBI official wrote, "No persons interviewed during our current or 1969 investigation furnished information bearing adversely on Rehnquist’s morals or professional integrity; however …" The next third of the page is blacked out, under the disclosure law’s exception for matters of national security.

However what?

RELATED SUPREME COURT HISTORY NEWS:  Harriet Miers resigns.  Presumably, to spend more time admiring Bush’s family.

Reading The Right

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Shorter Felilcia Benjamin: "Women who bear children out of wedlock are dishonoring the generations of soldiers who died on the battlefield preserving womens’ right to marry.  Also, immigrants suck."

Shorter Lisa Fabrizio: "I found God at a dude ranch."

Shorter Chuck Colson: "We Christians are more compassionate than non-Christians and fuck anybody who says otherwise."

Shorter Cal Thomas: "The 2006 elections which ousted the GOP stranglehold on Congress was a message that people wanted Democrats to reform."

Shorter Matt Towery: "If Martin Luther King were alive today, he’d unload a can of whip-ass on Jesse Jackson."

Shorter Robert Novak: "This graphic of a pig has nothing to do with what I’m writing about."

Shorter Debra Saunders: "Dictators all over the world will now stop their tyranny, after seeing what happened to Saddam."

Shorter George Will:  "Bring back forced child labor, too"

Shorter Marvin Olasky: "If you don’t unconditionally accept my Christian view of the world, how can you call yourself a ‘multi-culturalist’?"

Shorter Suzanne Fields: "I think they should just keep on making ‘Charlotte’s Web’ over and over and over again, and nothing else."

Shorter Ann Coulter: "Gerold Ford and Saddam Hussein both died this week, proving once again that liberals hate America.  Allow me to explain…"

By the way, remember that 9/11 thing?  Sorry, my bad.

Rape Blogging

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The feminist blogosphere has been really interesting lately.

It all started with this post ("How Bars Exploit Underage Woman As Commodities") on Alternet by a feminist named Liz Funk.  Funk focuses on the "open secret" of bars and clubs to pay attractive underage woman (that is, below drinking age) to frequent their establishments, attracting male clientele who, naturally, buy drinks in order to break the ice with these young ladies.  Also, young women (of legal age) are allowed in without paying cover charges, ostensibly for the same business purpose. 

One common result of these practices, Funk argues, is date rape, or just plain old regular rape.

Funk’s fellow feminist bloggers are angry about the article, mostly because it places blame for rapes on unscrupulous club owners and the women who agree to be "bait".

Alternet has a run-up of reactions to the Funk article, but I think this one is the most typical:

I know that’s a bold claim, but I’m going to go even further: rapists are not just the leading, but in fact the only cause of rape. I’ve been turning this over in my mind for a couple of hours now, trying to poke holes in the logic, and I think I’ve got a solid case.

Of course the patriarchy doesn’t see it that way; under patriarchy, women are the ones who somehow cause themselves to get raped. They’re always either wearing short skirts or walking down the street or sitting at home or holding their mouths funny or breathing or doing some goddamn thing that makes men rape them.

We’re used to hearing that kind of crap from asswipes like the Cat Meat Sheik, but when ostensible feminists slide into victim-blaming it’s maddening. According to Liz Funk, the latest cause of rape is young women going out drinking. Ms. Funk completely omits any mention of who commits these rapes; apparently they just occur, like spontaneous combustion, when young women are out at night. A bunch of girls out on the town, having a few drinks, and poof! They’re raped!

Good reading and intelligent discussion — if the topic interests you.

Certain Words In The English Language Get Pwned

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Lake Superior University has issued its annual list of English words which should be banned due to overuse or misuse:

GITMO — The US military’s shorthand for a base in Cuba drives a wedge wider than a split infinitive.

"When did the notorious Guantanamo Bay Naval Base change to ‘Gitmo,’ a word that conjures up an image of a fluffy and sweet character from a Japanese anime show?" — Marcus W., St. Louis, Missouri.

COMBINED CELEBRITY NAMES — Celebrity duos of yore — BogCall (Bogart and Bacall), Lardy (Laurel and Hardy), and CheeChong (Cheech and Chong) — just got lucky.

"It’s bad enough that celebrities have to be the top news stories. Now we’ve given them obnoxious names such as ‘Bragelina,’ ‘TomKat’ and ‘Bennifer.’" — M. Foster, Port Huron, Michigan.

"It’s so annoying, idiotic and so lame and pathetic that it’s ‘lamethetic.’" — Ed of Centreville, Virginia.

Yeah, I’m sick of that, too.

AWESOME — Given a one-year moratorium in 1984, when the Unicorn Hunters banished it "during which it is to be rehabilitated until it means ‘fear mingled with admiration or reverence; a feeling produced by something majestic." Many write to tell us there’s no hope and it’s time for "the full banishment."

"The kind of tennis shoes you wear, no matter how cute, don’t fit the majestic design of the word." — Leila Hill, Damascus, Maryland.

"That a mop, a deodorant or a dating service can be called ‘awesome’ demonstrates the limited vocabularies of the country’s copywriters." — Tom Brinkmoeller, Orlando, Florida.

"Overused and meaningless.’ My mother was hit by a car.’ Awesome. ‘I just got my college degree.’ Awesome." — Robert Bron, Pattaya, Chonburi, Thailand.

Okay.  You can take away "awesome".  But I still want "kewl".

GONE/WENT MISSING — "It makes ‘missing’ sound like a place you can visit, such as the Poconos. Is the person missing, or not? She went there but maybe she came back. ‘Is
missing’ or ‘was missing’ would serve us better." — Robin Dennis, Flower Mound, Texas.

PWN or PWNED — Thr styff of lemgendz: Gamer defeats gamer, types in "I pwn you" rather than I OWN you.

"This word is just an overly used Internet typo. It has been overused to the point that people who play online games are using it in everyday speech." — Tory Rowley, Corunna, Michigan.

NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS — Heard in movie advertisements. Where can we see that, again?

"How often do movies premiere in laundromats or other places besides theaters? I know that when I want to see a movie I think about going to a shoe store." — Andrea May, Shreveport, Louisiana.

WE’RE PREGNANT — Grounded for nine months.

"Were men feeling left out of the whole morning sickness/huge belly/labor experience? You may both be expecting, but only one of you is pregnant." — Sharla Hulsey, Sac City, Iowa.

"I’m sure any woman who has given birth will tell you that ‘WE’ did not deliver the baby." — Marlena Linne, Greenfield, Indiana.

UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN — "If they haven’t followed the law to get here, they are by definition ‘illegal.’ It’s like saying a drug dealer is an ‘undocumented pharmacist.’" — John Varga, Westfield, New Jersey.

ARMED ROBBERY/DRUG DEAL GONE BAD — From the news reports. What degree of "bad" don’t we understand? Larry Lillehammer of Bonney Lake, Washington, asks, "After it stopped going well and good?"

TRUTHINESS – "This word, popularized by The Colbert Report and exalted by the American Dialectic Society’s Word of the Year in 2005 has been used up. What used to ring true is getting all the truth wrung out of it." — Joe Grimm, Detroit, Michigan.

No, I like "truthiness".  It’s very useful and unique.

ASK YOUR DOCTOR — The chewable vitamin morphine of marketing.

"Ask your doctor if ‘fill in the blank’ is right for you! Heck, just take one and see if it makes you ‘fill in the blank’ or get deathly ill." — R.C. Amundson, Oakville, Washington.

"I don’t think my doctor would appreciate my calling him after seeing a TV ad." — Peter B. Liveright, Lutherville, Maryland.

CHIPOTLE – Smoked dry over medium heat.

"Prior to 2005 . . . a roasted jalapeno. Now we have a ‘chipotle’ burrito with ‘chipotle’ marinated meat, ‘chipotle’ peppers, sprinkled with a ‘chipotle’ seasoning and smothered in a ‘chipotle’ sauce. Time to give this word a rest." – Rob Zeiger, Bristol, Pennsylvania.

i-ANYTHING — ‘e-Anything’ made the list in 2000. Geoff Steinhart of Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, says tech companies everywhere have picked this apple to the core. "Turn on…tune in…and drop out."

"Banish any word that starts with it. i am just tired of it. it’s getting old. — Brad Butler, Adrian, Michigan.

i-Agree.

SEARCH — Quasi-anachronism. Placed on one-year moratorium.

"Might as well banish it. The word has been replaced by ‘google.’" — Michael Raczko, Swanton, Ohio.

HEALTHY FOOD — Point of view is everything.

Someone told Joy Wiltzius of Fort Collins, Colorado, that the tuna steak she had for lunch "sounded healthy." Her reply: "If my lunch were healthy, it would still be swimming somewhere. Grilled and nestled in salad greens, it’s ‘healthful.’"

BOASTS — See classified advertisements for houses, says Morris Conklin of Lisboa, Portugal, as in "master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces — never ‘bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,’ or ‘kitchen laments pathetic placement of electrical outlets.’"

Yeah, I never liked that.

You’ve Got Mail

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The leader of Iraq has unilaterally declared that he has the right and the power to authorize government to open citizens’ mail whenever he so pleases.  No warrants, no oversight, no checks-n’-balances, or anything like that.

You may think — well, that’s horrible, but that’s Iraq — so why should I care?  I don’t live in Iraq, which is obviously a screw-up backward democracy.

You should care because, well, because I just lied to you.  It wasn’t the leader of Iraq:

President Bush has quietly claimed sweeping new powers to open Americans’ mail without a judge’s warrant, the Daily News has learned.

The President asserted his new authority when he signed a postal reform bill into law on Dec. 20. Bush then issued a "signing statement" that declared his right to open people’s mail under emergency conditions.

That claim is contrary to existing law and contradicted the bill he had just signed, say experts who have reviewed it.

Bush’s move came during the winter congressional recess and a year after his secret domestic electronic eavesdropping program was first revealed. It caught Capitol Hill by surprise.

"Despite the President’s statement that he may be able to circumvent a basic privacy protection, the new postal law continues to prohibit the government from snooping into people’s mail without a warrant," said Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.), the incoming House Government Reform Committee chairman, who co-sponsored the bill.

Experts said the new powers could be easily abused and used to vacuum up large amounts of mail.

"The [Bush] signing statement claims authority to open domestic mail without a warrant, and that would be new and quite alarming," said Kate Martin, director of the Center for National Security Studies in Washington.

Here’s the Fourth Amendment, for those of you still urinating in your pants because of the 9/11 attacks:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

What part of that do you not understand?

Jefferson’s Koran

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You got to hand it to Rep. Keith Ellison, the Minnesota congressman to be who is going to be the first Muslim elected to congrressional office.

You may recall that he caused some flack when he said that he wanted to be sworn in on the Koran, his holy book which is sacred to him.

This caused some silly controversy among religious bigots who thing that being a "true" American means believing only in the Bible.

Ellison announced today that he will get sworn in using the Koran owned by Thomas Jefferson, a wonderfully rich symbolic showing that Christianity isn’t a prerequisite for patriotism. 

The real beauty of Ellison’s crafty manuever is that his biggest critic, the bigotted Rep. Virgil Goode, is the representative from the district of Thomas Jefferson’s birthplace.

Well, God Spoke To Me And Told Me That Pat Robertston Is Batshit Insane

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Robertson20pat723880_1So God and Pat Robertson have been having another tete-a-tete.  And God (through Pat) has some bad news for 2007:

Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

It’s "not necessarily" going to be nuclear?  Was the Lord being cagy with you, Pat?

"The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Ah.  Thanks for clearing that up.  Well, should I start buying duct tape, or do I have some time?

God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Wait a second.  God told Pat when it would take place, but not how?  Or even more importantly, where?  Man, Pat’s God is a real S.O.B.

The AP story very politely and delicately reminds us that Pat’s past conversations with God have not enjoyed, um, excesses of reliabilty:

The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.

Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush’s 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president’s Social Security initiative was stalled.

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006.

Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

Here’s the kicker quote:

"I have a relatively good track record," [Robertson] said. "Sometimes I miss."

Wait wait wait.  What’s this "I" stuff?  These predictions have (supposedly) been God talking to you.  Is the omniscient God lying, Pat?  Or are you?

Bush’s Op-Ed

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Bush took out his box of Crayola’s and penned an op-ed in today’s Wall Street Journal>  Some highlights:

Together, we have a chance to serve the American people by solving the complex problems that many don’t expect us to tackle, let alone solve, in the partisan environment of today’s Washington. To do that, however, we can’t play politics as usual.

You see, when the Republicans control both houses of Congress and the White House, all is fine.  When Democrats control Congress, it is "partisan".  Note to George: the 2006 elections was a signal from the electorate that they are through with "politics as usual".

Our priorities begin with defeating the terrorists who killed thousands of innocent Americans on September 11, 2001–and who are working hard to attack us again. These terrorists are part of a broader extremist movement that is now doing everything it can to defeat us in Iraq.

The extremist movement is broader now because we went into Iraq, George.

In the days ahead, I will be addressing our nation about a new strategy to help the Iraqi people gain control of the security situation and hasten the day when the Iraqi government gains full control over its affairs. Ultimately, Iraqis must resolve the most pressing issues facing them. We can’t do it for them.

Which is why you’re going to send in even more U.S. troops?

It is also a fact that our tax cuts have fueled robust economic growth and record revenues.

The economy is growing but only the wealthiest are benefiting from it, George.

One important message I took away from the election is that people want to end the secretive process by which Washington insiders are able to slip into legislation billions of dollars of pork-barrel projects that have never been reviewed or voted on by Congress.

There was another important message from the 2006 election, and it had to do with Iraq.  Did you get that?

Our Founders believed in the wisdom of the American people to choose their leaders and provided for the concept of divided and effective government. The majority party in Congress gets to pass the bills it wants. The minority party, especially where the margins are close, has a strong say in the form bills take. And the Constitution leaves it to the president to use his judgment whether they should be signed into law.

Somebody’s been watching Schoolhouse Rock.  Good for you, Mr President.

That gives us a clear challenge and an opportunity. If the Congress chooses to pass bills that are simply political statements, they will have chosen stalemate. If a different approach is taken, the next two years can be fruitful ones for our nation.

*cough*Terri Schiavo*cough*