Dream Research

Ken AshfordGodstuffLeave a Comment

71625382_cd3cdd566e_mHere’s some quotes from an article describing recent dream research:

Liberals are more restless sleepers and have a higher number of bizarre, surreal dreams — including fantasy settings and a wide variety of sexual encounters.

Woo-hoo!

Conservatives’ dreams were, on average, far more mundane and focused on realistic people, situations and settings.

They dream about people having a panel discussion about the Federal Reserve policy.

Liberals were far more likely to have sexual dreams about strangers and a variety of partners, while liberal women showed a greater tendency towards same-sex fantasies than their conservative counterparts (24 versus four per cent).

Woo-hoo!

Conservatives, by comparison, were far more likely to report having sexual dreams about their spouse or current partner.

"I had a dream about my husband clipping his toenails."

While left-wingers might be more adventurous in the subconscious bedroom, they’re also more likely to wake up in a cold sweat.

Well, the reason we wake up that way is because of our passionate dreams.

Overall, conservative males appear to sleep the most soundly and remember the fewest dreams, while liberal women are the most restless sleepers and fantastical dreamers.

Cool.  And then the "researcher" concludes:

"While some of my colleagues think my research reinforces the stereotype of repressed, uptight conservatives, it also shows that many liberals may he hanging on the edge of mental well-being… There may be a lot of hidden distress and unpleasantness in the liberal mind."

Why?  Because I dream about sex?

That got me to wonder about the dream researcher behind the study.  So I did a little research on this "dream researcher" and I should point out that he’s hardly what you would call a "scientist".  His PhD is from University of Chicago Divinity School, and his conservative religious bent appears in much of his articles.  For example, in one article entitled "Dreams and the 2004 Presidential Election", he writes:

A Bush-supporting 28-year old woman from North Carolina had this dream twice within a week in mid-October: “I had a dream that Bush lost.  It was actually set up like, a newspaper article I was reading.  I was reading that Bush only served one 4 year term. (which would lead me to believe he didn’t win) Then I was trying to see who was the new president, but I couldn’t find the name, I assumed it was Kerry but something told me maybe it isn’t.”

Perhaps the Biblical tradition that doubling a dream signals its prophetic truth (Gen. 41:32) enhances the credibility of this woman’s dreams, at least from a conservative Christian perspective.

In my view, injecting a "conservative Christian perspective" into a "scientific" analysis damages this guy’s credibility as a scientist.  Scientists (and I include legitimate dream researchers in that category) should be impartial observers of the natural world.

Still, I thought the whole dream/political thing was interesting.  And his data strikes me as probably accurate, although his analysis of the data leaves much to be desired.

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Your Dead Husband’s A Liar

Ken AshfordPopular Culture1 Comment

How embarrassing.

Paul Vance, the lyricist for the early 60’s hit "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini", died earlier this week.  His passing was noted by the Associated Press.

This came as a surprise to the other Paul Vance — the one who really wrote the lyrics to the novelty hit (and who has collected millions of dollars in royalties from it).

The widow of the exposed (dead) imposter stated the obvious:

"If this other man says he did it then my husband’s a liar, or he’s a liar"

She’s standing by her (dead) man, but it must be kind of awkward to know that the "little lie" he told her many many years ago (probably when they were courting) is untrue.

Zombie Protest

Ken AshfordLocal Interest1 Comment

Apparently, a bunch of zombies held a protest in Austin this past week:

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A good time was had by all.

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That is, until the pirates showed up, staging a counterprotest.

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The full photo set is on FlickR.

Why do I bring this up?  As a shameless plug for this:

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I haven’t seen the show, but I hear good things.  Also, I wanted to say that I think this is Jeff Driver’s best poster ever.

P.S.  I should also plug Cat On A Hot Tin Roof and Grace & Glorie, both of which I hope to see this weekend (both close this weekend).  I’ve heard nothing but good things about both of them.

And, oh yeah — we’re working really hard to bring you "On Golden Pond" in a few weeks, so mark it  on your calendar.

The Torture Bill’s Biggest Flaws

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

From the New York Times:

Enemy Combatants: A dangerously broad definition of “illegal enemy combatant” in the bill could subject legal residents of the United States, as well as foreign citizens living in their own countries, to summary arrest and indefinite detention with no hope of appeal. The president could give the power to apply this label to anyone he wanted.

The Geneva Conventions: The bill would repudiate a half-century of international precedent by allowing Mr. Bush to decide on his own what abusive interrogation methods he considered permissible. And his decision could stay secret — there’s no requirement that this list be published.

Habeas Corpus: Detainees in U.S. military prisons would lose the basic right to challenge their imprisonment. These cases do not clog the courts, nor coddle terrorists. They simply give wrongly imprisoned people a chance to prove their innocence.

Judicial Review: The courts would have no power to review any aspect of this new system, except verdicts by military tribunals. The bill would limit appeals and bar legal actions based on the Geneva Conventions, directly or indirectly. All Mr. Bush would have to do to lock anyone up forever is to declare him an illegal combatant and not have a trial.

Coerced Evidence: Coerced evidence would be permissible if a judge considered it reliable — already a contradiction in terms — and relevant. Coercion is defined in a way that exempts anything done before the passage of the 2005 Detainee Treatment Act, and anything else Mr. Bush chooses.

Secret Evidence: American standards of justice prohibit evidence and testimony that is kept secret from the defendant, whether the accused is a corporate executive or a mass murderer. But the bill as redrafted by Mr. Cheney seems to weaken protections against such evidence.

Offenses: The definition of torture is unacceptably narrow, a virtual reprise of the deeply cynical memos the administration produced after 9/11. Rape and sexual assault are defined in a retrograde way that covers only forced or coerced activity, and not other forms of nonconsensual sex. The bill would effectively eliminate the idea of rape as torture.

Nice summary.

Publius points to these quotes:

On this day, prescribed by law and marked by ceremony, we celebrate the durable wisdom of our Constitution, and recall the deep commitments that unite our country.

From the day of our Founding, we have proclaimed that every man and woman on this earth has rights, and dignity, and matchless value, because they bear the image of the Maker of Heaven and earth.

Advancing these ideals is the mission that created our Nation. It is the honorable achievement of our fathers. . . .

We will persistently clarify the choice before every ruler and every nation: The moral choice between oppression, which is always wrong, and freedom, which is eternally right.

We will encourage reform in other governments by making clear that success in our relations will require the decent treatment of their own people. America’s belief in human dignity will guide our policies.

Those quotes are all from Bush’s Second Inaugural Address, and every thing he said is belied by his advocacy of the torture bill — an unconstitutional bill which shows how Bush’s America is opposed to the principles of freedom, human dignity, and the rule of law.

Put another way: The writ of habeas corpus is one of those basic foundations of modern Democracy. Without it, words like liberty and freedom have no meaning.

UPDATE:  Law Professor Bruce Ackerman explains what the legislation means.  If you only remember one thing, remember this:

"The compromise legislation, which is racing toward the White House, authorizes the president to seize American citizens as enemy combatants, even if they have never left the United States. And once thrown into military prison, they cannot expect a trial by their peers or any other of the normal protections of the Bill of Rights."

Glenn may sound hyperbolic, but the fact is, he’s not.

There really is no other way to put it. Issues of torture to the side (a grotesque qualification, I know), we are legalizing tyranny in the United States. Period.

But maybe the last word should go to founding father Patrick Henry:

Is the relinquishment of the trial by jury …necessary for your liberty? Will the abandonment of your most sacred rights tend to the security of your liberty? Liberty, the greatest of all earthly blessings–give us that precious jewel, and you may take everything else! …Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel.

UPDATE – THE SILVER LINING:  Specter’s attempt to put habeus corpus back in the bill failed to pass the Senate by a 51-48 margin.

The good news is that this bill is so transparently unconstitutional (at least, the part suspending habeus corpus) that it simply will not surive the courts.

In the meantime, expect more of this:

The Coolest Thing Ever

Ken AshfordScience & TechnologyLeave a Comment

If this is what it is cracked up to be, I’m signing up.

Many people have 3 phone numbers: a work number, a home number, and a cell phone number.  How can your friends and family know how (and when) to reach you?

Wouldn’t it be great if you could give your contacts ONE phone number, and their calls would reach you no matter where you were?

That’s the idea behind Grandcentral, a web application that lets YOU decide where to take your calls.

Check it out.

Here’s some interesting features:

(1)  YOU get to pick your Grandcentral number.

(2)  You can switch phones right in the middle of a conversation.  That is, if you are at home talking on your cell, you can pick up the conversation on your home phone without ending the call.

(3)  All your voicemail goes into one centralized location.  You can check your voicemail from (or for) any of your phones.  You can even check your voicemail through the Internet.

(4)  Caller ID, all the time.  You can customize your Grandcentral service so that certain callers automatically go into voicemail, while others find you.

(5)  You can have customized voicemail greetings for whoever calls.

(6)  It’s FREE (for 3 phones or less).

Why Is Mona Lisa Smiling?

Ken AshfordHistory, Popular CultureLeave a Comment

MonasmilesScientists think they’ve found the answer.  Using some fancy 3D technology, they’ve determined that the model for Mona Lisa (whose name was Lisa Gherardini, wife of Florentine merchant Francesco de Giocondo) "had just given birth to her second son when she sat for the painting".

They were also able to pinpoint the exact year of the painting: 1503.

Read about it.

NIE, NIE, NIE

Ken AshfordIraq, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

If you’re interested in this subject, you’ve probably already discovered the controversial NIE already.  The "key judgments" section  was declassified by Bush and is available here [PDF format].

Even though the released portion of the NIE is three pages long, let me provide a summary of the summary done by Midtopia:

Good news
1. We’ve seriously damaged the leadership of Al-Qaeda.

2. The ultimate political aim of jihadists — conservative Sharia government — is opposed by the vast majority of Muslims.

3. Prominent Muslim clerics have begun condemning Islamic violence with increasing punch and frequency.

Bad news
1. Al-Qaeda remains a serious threat to the U.S. homeland and has grown less centralized, making it harder to penetrate.

2. The number of jihadists is growing, both in numbers and geographic reach.

3. Expect more attacks in Europe, often from home-grown radicals.

4. Iraq is proving a great training and breeding ground for terrorist leaders, breeding a "deep resentment" of the United States and increasing support for jihadist movements.

5. The factors fueling terrorism currently outweigh the factors restraining it, and will continue to do so for the forseeable future.

6. Sunni extremist organizations other than Al-Qaeda are likely to expand their reach unless countered, perhaps obtaining the ability for large-scale terror attacks. However, they pose little threat to the U.S. homeland itself.

Predictions and suggestions
1. Addressing the underlying factors that produce terrorism — autocratic governments that are corrupt and unjust, fear of Western domination, Iraq, lack of social and economic reforms and pervasive anti-U.S. sentiment — will help fight it. But the instability inherent in such transitions will provide jihadists with short-term advantages.

2. If jihadists feel they have lost in Iraq, it will dampen their fervor and hinder recruitment.

I’m sure war supporters will latch on to the first item under "Good news" and the last item under "Predictions" to say "We’re beating Al-Qaeda, and Iraq is where we’ll break the back of terrorism."

But that’s misreading the document. We’ve done great harm to Al-Qaeda, true — and good for us. But that has almost nothing to do with Iraq. And the gist of the NIE is that Al-Qaeda is resilient and still our biggest threat.

As for Iraq, let me break the report down for you.

The NIE first states what is: Iraq is a breeding and training ground for terrorists, and inspiring growth in jihadi ranks worldwide. This is likely to continue for the forseeable future, and the report lists "Iraq" as one of the four underlying factors fueling militant Islam.

On the whole, the NIE is extremely negative, and the bottom line is unambiguous: The Iraq War has worsened the threat of terrorism and made us less safer.

Bush declassified this section (after it was leaked to the New York Times), thinking it would exonerate him.  Specifically, he agreed with the document’s conclusion "that because of our successes against the leadership of al-Qaeda, the enemy is becoming more diffuse and independent."

The problem, as the NIE makes clear, is that a more diffuse and independent enemy is a BAD thing.  Why?  Because we can’t penetrate an enemy that is diffuse and independent.  The report says that explicitly:

New jihadist networks and cells, with anti-American agendas, are increasingly likely to emerge. The confluence of shared purpose and dispersed actors will make it harder to find and undermine jihadist groups.

Yesterday, Bush called his critics "naive".  But only Bush, it seems, thinks the NIE actually paints the Iraq War as a good thing in terms of the Global War on Terrorism.  Even Fox News has the headline: "Iraq a ‘Cause Celebre’ for Extremists, Intel Report Says".  And remember, this is only 10% of the complete NIE — the part that Bush released.  How bad is the rest of it  – the part we haven’t seen?

But what really scares me is how the Administration is spinning this thing.  Take a look at this press briefing last night by Homleand Security Advisor Frances Townsend:

Let me just briefly walk you through the key judgments….

It goes on to talk about networks and cells that are spreading and adapting to our counterterrorism efforts, as well as further down that the global jihadist movement is decentralized, lacks a coherent global strategy and is becoming more diffuse.

Okay.  The report says that our enemy is becoming decentralized.  Hold that thought, and continue.

As you know, the President’s newly released National Strategy for Counterterrorism, on page four of that, does reference this point, remarking that the terrorists today are more dispersed and less centralized. The President, in his speech on September 5th, noted that the terrorist threat is more dispersed and self-directed.

Okay.  So even the President has acknowledged that the terrorist threat is decentralized.  Sounds like everyone is on the same page, right?

This really underscores the President’s point about the importance of our winning in Iraq. On September 5th, the President, in his speech, said, "Iraq is not a distraction from their war on America, it is the central battlefield, where the outcome of this struggle will be decided."

Wait, what?

That’s what we lawyers call a contradiction.  If the enemy has become "decentralized" then how can Iraq be "the central battlefield"?

Will some intrepid reporter ask the President to explain this?

ANOTHER OBSERVATION:  The right-wing talking about about the run-up to the Iraq War is essentially this: "The intelligence was bad, so it’s the fault of the intelligence community."  Well, Bush’s interpretation of the current NIE suggests to me that the maybe the intelligence community is right, and the Bush Administration simply doesn’t know how to read.

UPDATE:  Yeah.  Nothing says it like graphs.  This graph is compiled from data that the CIA gave the State Department.

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ANOTHER GOOD POINT from the New York Times:

Three years ago, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld wrote a memo to his colleagues in the Pentagon posing a critical question in the "long war” against terrorism: Is Washington’s strategy successfully killing or capturing terrorists faster than new enemies are being created?

Until Tuesday, the government had not publicly issued an authoritative answer. But the newly declassified National Intelligence Estimate on terrorism does exactly that, and it concludes that the administration has failed the Rumsfeld test.

THE ANONYMOUS LIBERAL decimates an emerging rightwing meme:

Goldberg writes:

Since when is any large, important, task required to show positive results at every stage? Declaring war on Japan increased the threat of war from Germany dramatically. And waging war on both countries, obviously, made things less safe for Americans in the short run.

But these historical comparisons are entirely inapposite. It is one thing to accept a short-term increase in danger in exchange for eventual victory. But where’s the light at the end of the tunnel in Iraq? The ostensible purpose of our invasion of Iraq was to reduce the threat of terrorism, at least in the long term. Does anyone still think that’s a likely outcome?

Moreover, when we fought Japan and Germany, we had very different goals. We were trying to defeat enemy states. We could be confident that if we toppled those regimes, the violence would cease. But when you are fighting a group of stateless jihadists, the only way to make progress is to reduce the number of jihadists. If your strategy results in a net increase in the number of jihadists, it is, almost by definition, a bad strategy.

Sooner or later, the defenders of the Iraq invasion are going to have to face this reality honestly. A losing strategy can only be spun for so long.

Also:

When you are fighting a group of stateless terrorists, you can only win by reducing the total number of terrorists in the world. There’s just no way around that basic equation.

It therefore makes zero sense to pursue a policy that leads to a net increase in terrorists. Is that really so hard to understand?

Studio 60 Update

Ken AshfordPopular CultureLeave a Comment

I Tivo’d but haven’t watched the second episode.  Lance Mannion (who missed the pilot) liveblogged it.  As his wrap-up suggests, he (like me) was a little underwhelmed, but willing to give it a chance:

I’m going to give Studio 60 a couple more chances.  West Wing made me grumpy like this for the first few episodes—and there were things about it that I never stopped being grumpy about—but I was glad I stuck with it.  I stuck with West Wing for Martin Sheen and Rob Lowe. I’m sticking with Studio 60 for Steven Weber and Matt Perry, who so far, seems to be the only character on the show who understands that comedy is harder than dying.

UPDATE:  This is the best written review of Aaron Sorkin and Studio 60 yet.  I agree with everything in it.

For The Unbelievably Lazy

Ken AshfordScience & Technology1 Comment

Oh, for crying out loud.  You just have to press a couple of buttons to microwave.  Is that too difficult for people?

Hiwtk203_microwaveredbox_photo_fullsizeDaewoo’s Voice Recognition Microwave Oven:

At first glance, this may seem like a regular microwave, but it’s anything but normal. This voice-activated microwave oven stores up to 40 voice commands and will respond to anyone who talks to it. Tell it what you want to cook, and the oven will automatically start with the correct time and the temperature for your selection. The oven is nearly 95 percent accurate! Having this new friend in the kitchen to talk to doesn’t cost a fortune.

Coming in 2007 to a market near you!

Bush’s Church To Bush: “Get Out Of Iraq”

Ken AshfordBush & Co., Godstuff, IraqLeave a Comment

The United Methodist Church (Bush’s religion of choice) took a stance the past weekend:

United Methodist Church leaders helped launch a week of protest and civil disobedience against the war in Iraq by signing a declaration of peace urging President Bush to pull U.S. troops out of the country.

The Declaration of Peace, signed Sept. 21, is described as a call for nonviolent action to end the war in Iraq. The Washington event was one of 350 that will be staged nationwide to promote the peace initiative. The declaration calls for people to “engage in peaceful protests” if there is not a plan for troop withdrawal established and begun by Sept. 21, days before Congress adjourns for the fall elections.

More than 500 groups, almost half of them faith organizations, are involved in the declaration of peace effort, which recently retired Bishop Susan Morrison said includes “acts of moral witness to seek a new course for our country.”

By signing the peace document in front of the White House, the United Methodists and other protesters hoped not only to make a statement but also to influence congressional races in November by forcing candidates to outline where they stand on the war.

Speakers at the Washington rally, which drew about 100 people to Lafayette Square, castigated Bush, accusing him of lying about Iraq possessing weapons of mass destruction and launching what they called an illegal offensive.

Good thing Bush doesn’t actually attend church — that might be awkward.

Earth Is Hotter Than Ever

Ken AshfordEnvironment & Global Warming & EnergyLeave a Comment

AP reports:

The planet’s temperature has climbed to levels not seen in thousands of years, warming that has begun to affect plants and animals, researchers report in Tuesday’s issue of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

The Earth has been warming at a rate of 0.36 degree Fahrenheit per decade for the last 30 years, according to the research team led by James Hansen of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York.

That brings the overall temperature to the warmest in the current interglacial period, which began about 12,000 years ago.

Here’s the dire warning:

"If further global warming reaches 2 or 3 degrees Celsius, we will likely see changes that make Earth a different planet than the one we know. The last time it was that warm was in the middle Pliocene, about 3 million years ago, when sea level was estimated to have been about 25 meters (80 feet) higher than today," Hansen said.

By the way, "An Inconvenient Truth" is still playing in theaters.  Go see it, or wait a few months and see the DVD.