Ironic Anniversary

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/Torture1 Comment

Being the five-year anniversary of 9/11, we’re going to be hearing and seeing a lot of restropectives.

But here’s a little factoid which you may not hear: as of today, the number of deaths of American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan has surpassed the number killed on 9/11/01.  CNN reported this earlier in the week:

As the fifth anniversary of the September 11, 2001, attack on the United States approaches, another somber benchmark has just been passed.

The announcement Sunday of four more U.S. military deaths in Iraq raises the death toll to 2,974 for U.S. military service members in Iraq and in what the Bush administration calls the war on terror.

The 9/11 attack killed 2,973 people, including Americans and foreign nationals but excluding the terrorists. The 9/11 death toll was calculated by CNN.

The comparison between fatalities in the war on terror and 9/11 was drawn last month by Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, during testimony before the Senate Armed Services Committee.

"It’s now almost five years since September 11, 2001," Pace said. "And the number of young men and women in our armed forces who have sacrificed their lives that we might live in freedom is approaching the number of Americans who were murdered on 9/11 in New York, in Washington, D.C., and in Pennsylvania."

The Most Expensive Cell Phone In The World

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Mobiel1miljoen

"Le Million" is made by Goldvish.  It’s designed by Emmanuel Gueit and is covered in 120 carats’ worth of VVS-1 grade diamonds. Along with the diamonds, you get a few good features, like Bluetooth, a camera with 8x digital zoom, MP3 playback, FM radio, included 2GB memory card and an EDGE connection.

And yes, "Le Million" costs one million dollars.

For those who want to say: "Yes, I have waaay too much money, waaay too big an ego, and waaay too litte brains."

Anti-Gay Rove Loves His Gay Dead Dad

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One of the arguments against gay marriage — and by extension, adoption of children by gay parents — is that it supposedly screws up the kids.  That’s what the "pro-family" tightwads say, although they have no research to back up that claim.

On the other hand, there is one good case study about the effect of gay parents on kids, which actually does make their point.  The subject?  Karl Rove.

According to the book, the architect of the Bush administration’s anti-gay policies was raised by a homosexual father who abandoned his family to lead an openly gay life in Palm Springs. A decade later, Rove’s mother, Reba, committed suicide, a tragedy the authors attribute to her husband’s departure.

Rove has always been circumspect about his childhood. He told one reporter that he had not heard from his father since his youth. But the book claims Rove maintained a close relationship with Louis Rove until his death two years ago. Friends say he visited his father in Palm Springs at least twice a year, and frequently dined with him and his gay pals.

"He lived life exactly the way he wanted to live it," Rove said of Louis, who died just as his son was launching the Bush campaign’s attack on same-sex marriage. Of course, his admiration for his father did not stop him from using the "gay issue" for his own political advantage.

How To Write A Stephen King Novel

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(1)  Take this article from CNN’s travel section about a sleepy Maine town, which opens:

No one strays into Castine. It’s not on the way to anyplace, and it contains only a handful of shops. But in this almost-too-perfect New England town, you can stroll shaded sidewalks past classic Federal houses as a historic church bell tolls in the distance. On a fine fall day in Maine, everything here dazzles, from the white houses to the indigo bay sliced with white sails.

(2)  Take this news story, also from CNN, which begins:

Julie Bullard and her daughter tried to put tragedy behind them when they moved from California to Maine to run a bed and breakfast. It was to be a fresh start after her daughter’s husband died in a car accident.

Now, both are dead, and a guest in the inn was charged Tuesday with killing them and two others in Maine’s biggest homicide case in more than a decade.

(3)  Mash them together.

Olbermann On Bush (Again)

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Good stuff:

It is to our deep national shame—and ultimately it will be to the President’s deep personal regret—that he has followed his Secretary of Defense down the path of trying to tie those loyal Americans who disagree with his policies—or even question their effectiveness or execution—to the Nazis of the past, and the al Qaeda of the present.

Today, in the same subtle terms in which Mr. Bush and his colleagues muddied the clear line separating Iraq and 9/11 — without ever actually saying so—the President quoted a purported Osama Bin Laden letter that spoke of launching, “a media campaign to create a wedge between the American people and their government.”

Make no mistake here—the intent of that is to get us to confuse the psychotic scheming of an international terrorist, with that familiar bogeyman of the right, the “media.”

The President and the Vice President and others have often attacked freedom of speech, and freedom of dissent, and freedom of the press.

Now, Mr. Bush has signaled that his unparalleled and unprincipled attack on reporting has a new and venomous side angle:

The attempt to link, by the simple expediency of one word—“media”—the honest, patriotic, and indeed vital questions and questioning from American reporters, with the evil of Al-Qaeda propaganda.

That linkage is more than just indefensible. It is un-American.

Mr. Bush and his colleagues have led us before to such waters.

We will not drink again.

And the President’s re-writing and sanitizing of history, so it fits the expediencies of domestic politics, is just as false, and just as scurrilous.

“In the 1920’s a failed Austrian painter published a book in which he explained his intention to build an Aryan super-state in Germany and take revenge on Europe and eradicate the Jews,” President Bush said today, “the world ignored Hitler’s words, and paid a terrible price.”

Whatever the true nature of al Qaeda and other international terrorist threats, to ceaselessly compare them to the Nazi State of Germany serves only to embolden them.

More over, Mr. Bush, you are accomplishing in part what Osama Bin Laden and others seek—a fearful American populace, easily manipulated, and willing to throw away any measure of restraint, any loyalty to our own ideals and freedoms, for the comforting illusion of safety.

It thus becomes necessary to remind the President that his administration’s recent Nazi “kick” is an awful and cynical thing.

And it becomes necessary to reach back into our history, for yet another quote, from yet another time and to ask it of Mr. Bush:

“Have you no sense of decency, sir?”

Best Movie Musical Ever

Ken AshfordPopular Culture2 Comments

Singing_1A jury of 500 artists, critics, performers, etc. at the American Film Institute has voted "Singing In the Rain" the best movie musical ever:

The other top 10 musicals, in descending order, were: West Side Story, The Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Cabaret, Mary Poppins, A Star Is Born, My Fair Lady, An American in Paris and Meet Me in St Louis.

The other films making the list of the best 25 musicals were: The King & I, Chicago, 42nd Street, All that Jazz, Top Hat, Funny Girl, The Band Wagon, Yankee Doodle Dandy, On the Town, Grease, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Beauty and the Beast, Guys and Dolls, Showboat and Moulin Rouge.

I think The Band Wagon got shafted.  And I hate My Fair Lady (sorry, Heather!).

By the way, if you’re a "Singing In The Rain" fan, and haven’t seen the VW Golf Gti ad remix of the classic "Singing In The Rain" scene, you’ll enjoy this:

Haute Cuisine

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Deep Fried Coca-Cola?

Vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It’s fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.

Gonzales’ diet-buster wins the creativity honor at the second-annual Big Tex Choice Awards Contest.

Gonzales achieved notoriety in 2005 with the fried peanut butter, banana, and jelly sandwich — selling an estimated 25,000 of the treats, according to the fair’s Web site. The site said London got media attention in 2004 with her fried marshmallows on-a-stick.

This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.

Jesus Camp

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This documentary-for-theatrical-release is creating a lot of buzz.  The trailer looks interesting, if not disturbing.

RELATED:  A rather scary website: The Christian Guide To Small Arms, which includes such gems as:

The most useful arm to the Christian warrior is probably the rifle or the carbine. A rifle is a long arm with a rifled (grooved) barrel chambered for a full power cartridge, and intended to be fired from the shoulder. A carbine is simply a more compact version of the rifle, most often with a shorter barrel and chambered for an intermediate power cartridge.

and

The most probable scenario that the Christian American, called to fight for God, family, and country, will be presented with is that of the guerrilla resistance. He will be facing an enemy occupational force that will have great superiority in materiel and organization. Outside sources of supply and instruction will not be likely. The wisest course in this situation is to choose weapons and tactics that minimize supply, training, and maintenance problems.

Yikes.

Not Fantasy Football

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NPR had a story on fantasy football, a craze which is still growing in popularity.  I don’t play it, because I don’t follow football that closely, but I know many who do.  Apparently the object is to create a football team (which you draft) from real players.  Then, based on their playing stats from the previous week’s game, you score points and your team wins/loses.  And you can trade players and stuff.

Sounds like a blast if you’re really into pro football, which I’m not.

But there are other kind of "fantasy" games out there, of a similar nature.  Here’s one called Fantasy Celebrity.

Melgibson3Like fantasy football, you draft a "team" of celebrities (ten players on a team).  Then, based on what they do (i.e., insult religions while driving drunk), your celebrities score points.  You compete in leagues, and you can trade your "players" with other team owners in your league (so, obviously, Britney Spears — a high point-getter — can only be on one team, and you might have to trade Lindsey Lohan and Mel Gibson if you want her on your team).

How do you determine how many "points" a celebrity/player gets?  Well, that’s determined by the people who manage the game at Fafarazzi.com.  Here’s roughly how they determine points:

10 BOMBSHELL. Death and some other weird crap we could never predict.
9 Extreme legal trouble, a combination of a few major events, crazy crazy stuff.
8 Confirmed divorce, Confirmed childbirth, Confirmed out-of-the-closet, sex tape
7 Confirmed wedding, Confirmed pregnancy
6 Confirmed engagement, Confirmed broken engagement
5 Confirmed new celeb relationship, sex/nude pics (aka hacked sidekick)
4 Confirmed cheating, confirmed breakup, public booze/drug antics, arrest (major), major award winner
3 Nip slip / Crotch shot, arrest (minor), divorce rumor, wedding rumor, passout / "exhaustion", verbal addmittance of drug use, preggo rumors
2 Physical fight, paparazzi fight, celeb wants special treatment, homosexual rumors, verbal fight, new/unique celeb friendship, new dating rumor / first date, getting back together rumor, restraining order, religous antics, mothering woes, publicized comments about another celeb, cheating rumor
1 New work announcement, diet/fitness info, repeat date, being sued, charity work, ebay antics, "partying", breakup rumor

So "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin gained 10 points for, you know, dying (yay team!).

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes get 7 points for their Vanity Fair cover, while Suri Cruise gets 9.

And so on.

It sounds better than fantasy football, but again, I don’t know half the celebrities that most other people know.  So I’d probably suck in that game, too.

But there are tons of fantasy leagues out there.  Why, there’s even a fantasy dog show league.