The Worst Defense Ever Raised In Court

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A pedophile believes that his "right" to molest physically and mentally handicapped boys is protected because it stems from his religious belief:

Phillip Distasio, who said he is the leader of a church called Arcadian Fields Ministries, represented himself at his pretrial hearing Wednesday. He is charged with 74 counts including rape, pandering obscenity to minors and corrupting another with drugs.

"I’m a pedophile. I’ve been a pedophile for 20 years," he said in Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court Wednesday. "The only reason I’m charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms."

Worst. Church. Ever.

Bad Dog!

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Looks like somebody wasn’t qualified for the job:

A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children’s museum.

"He just went berserk," said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.

Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears’ limbs and heads on the museum floor. The bear, named Mabel, was made in 1909 by the German manufacturer Steiff.

Gimme That Ol’ Time Religion

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Shakespeare’s Sisters shine a spotlight on this video in a post entitled "Holy Laughter and Spiritual Drunkenness".  The Youtube description on the video reads:

The late Kenneth Hagin and not-late Kenneth Copeland are seen here during a pastor’s conference in which the crowd was worked up into quite a state. "Holy Laughter", "Spiritual Drinkenness", dancing, thrashing about, falling out, speaking in tongues, mooing (yes, you read that right) and various and sundry other so-called pentecostal manifestions.

It becomes evident that in a room full of preachers and their wives, especially of the crazy holy-roller persuasion, no one wants to be seen as being left out or not being spiritual. So…. these kinds of mass-mind outbursts tend to snowball.

Shakespeare’s Sister adds her two cents:

I really, really, really don’t get this. What’s the point? …This certainly isn’t relatable to anything I ever saw or learned at church, but, then again, I was raised a solemn Lutheran. The zaniest thing that ever happened inside those doors was ambrosia salad at pot luck night made with two different flavored Jell-Os.

In defense of the spiritual drunks, none of them blurted out anything about Jews being responsible for all the wars in the world.

Yeah, I suppose this is one of those "whatever floats your boat" things.  But as for me, that ol’ time religion — it’s good enough for me.

How Digital Filming Changes Acting

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Interesting post here about how acting for film is changing.

In the old days (i.e., from the early 1900’s until, like, a few months ago), screenactors would rehearse and then do a "take" (or two or three or 26 takes).  The main reason?  Celluloid is expensive.  And that pressure to "get it right" while the film was rolling resulted in, well, not necessarily the best performances.

With digital filming, there is no celluloid rolling.  Rehearsals can be filmed.  Different inflections can be tried, and they all make it to the editing stage.  In fact, the concept of a "take" is itself become a thing of the past.

Read more.

Sanity Returns To Kansas

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Less than a year ago, a conservative majority on Kansas’ State Board of Education adopted state science standards on how to teach modern biology. Or in Kansas’ case, how to avoid it — the standards adopted by the state board represented the broadest challenge to evolution in the country.

Democrats and moderate Republicans organized a fierce fight to take back the board and undo the damage. Yesterday, thankfully, they succeeded.

Conservative Republicans who brought international attention to Kansas by approving academic standards calling evolution into question lost control of the state school board in primaries.

As a result of the vote, board members and candidates who believe evolution is well-supported by evidence will have a 6-4 majority. Evolution skeptics had entered the election with a 6-4 majority.

It’s an encouraging day for the reality-based community.  But it’s discouraging that, 80 years after the Scopes trial, we’re still debating this stuff.

Fries Are French Again

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Freedom_friesRemember that bit of ridiculousness in March 2003, when a couple of Republican Congressmen, angry that France wasn’t supporting the U.S. efforts in Iraq, decided to "protest" by having the Congressional cafeteria serve "freedom fries" instead of "French fries"?  It was a bold culinary symbolic statement which raised congressional silliness to new heights.

Three years later, those two Congressmen (Bob Ney of Ohio and Walter B. Jones of North Carolina) have become opponents of the war in Iraq.

And so now — quietly — the "french fries" are back in da House (cafeteria).

And the world is safe for democracy now.

The Best Defense

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A lot of lawyers will tell you that sometimes, the best strategy when you are being accused, is to sue your accuser in order to intimidate him.  (In fact, people often do this in daily life — in order to avoid guilt, they lay accusations at others).

That’s exactly what is going on here:

A Marine Corps staff sergeant who led the squad accused of killing two dozen civilians in Haditha, Iraq, will file a lawsuit today in federal court in Washington claiming that Rep. John P. Murtha (D-Pa.) defamed him when the congressman made public comments about the incident earlier this year.

Attorneys for Frank D. Wuterich, 26, argue in court papers that Murtha tarnished the Marine’s reputation by telling news organizations in May that the Marine unit cracked after a roadside bomb killed one of its members and that the troops “killed innocent civilians in cold blood.” Murtha also said repeatedly that the incident was covered up.

The problem is that if you accuse your accuser, you better make sure that you’re clean:

Source: Haditha evidence implicates Marines

Investigators reportedly finish initial review in deaths of 24 civilians

WASHINGTON – Evidence collected on the deaths of 24 Iraqis in Haditha supports accusations that U.S. Marines deliberately shot the civilians, including unarmed women and children, a Pentagon official said Wednesday.

Agents of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service have completed their initial work on the incident last November, but may be asked to probe further as Marine Corps and Navy prosecutors review the evidence and determine whether to recommend criminal charges, according to two Pentagon officials who discussed the matter on condition of anonymity.

… A parallel investigation is examining whether officers in the Marines’ chain of command tried to cover up the events.

Ooops.

Did The Pentagon Lie About 9/11?

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Could be:

Some staff members and commissioners of the Sept. 11 panel concluded that the Pentagon’s initial story of how it reacted to the 2001 terrorist attacks may have been part of a deliberate effort to mislead the commission and the public rather than a reflection of the fog of events on that day, according to sources involved in the debate.

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For more than two years after the attacks, officials with NORAD and the FAA provided inaccurate information about the response to the hijackings in testimony and media appearances. Authorities suggested that U.S. air defenses had reacted quickly, that jets had been scrambled in response to the last two hijackings and that fighters were prepared to shoot down United Airlines Flight 93 if it threatened Washington.

In fact, the commission reported a year later, audiotapes from NORAD’s Northeast headquarters and other evidence showed clearly that the military never had any of the hijacked airliners in its sights and at one point chased a phantom aircraft — American Airlines Flight 11 — long after it had crashed into the World Trade Center.

Maj. Gen. Larry Arnold and Col. Alan Scott told the commission that NORAD had begun tracking United 93 at 9:16 a.m., but the commission determined that the airliner was not hijacked until 12 minutes later. The military was not aware of the flight until after it had crashed in Pennsylvania.

These and other discrepancies did not become clear until the commission, forced to use subpoenas, obtained audiotapes from the FAA and NORAD, officials said.

AmericaBlog comments so I don’t have to:

The purpose of this commission was to find out what went wrong so that next time we don’t lose another 3,000 Americans. And the Pentagon and the FAA may have lied to the commission, in violation of the law, and in violation of the entire intent of establishing the commission, to help ensure we never have another 9/11.

Jesus. What country do we live in anymore? And for those who say this is politics as usual, then maybe it’s time to change politics as usual. Time to stop defending and supporting and tolerating politicians who lie and even break the law, while jeopardizing national security. Maybe if we finally stand up to these politicians things will change.

Yup.

Rebuilding In Iraq

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You would almost think FEMA is in charge:

NASIRIYAH, Iraq, Aug. 1 — A flailing Iraq reconstruction effort that has been dominated for more than three years by U.S. dollars and companies is being transferred to Iraqis, leaving them the challenge of completing a long list of projects left unfinished by the Americans.

While the handover is occurring gradually, it comes as U.S. money dwindles and American officials face a Sept. 30 deadline for choosing which projects to fund with the remaining $2 billion of the $21 billion rebuilding program. More than 500 planned projects have not been started, and the United States lacks a coherent plan for transferring authority to Iraqi control, a report released Tuesday concludes.

In some cases, Iraqis are having to take over projects from American construction firms that were removed from jobs because of poor performance. For example, in Nasiriyah, about 300 miles southeast of Baghdad, the Iraqi firm Al-Basheer Co. was recently given a prison-construction contract that a huge American conglomerate, Parsons Global Services Inc., lost. Parsons was six months overdue with the project and had completed only a third of the job.

But Parsons still gets paid the $900 million.  Your tax dollars at work.

More Thoughts On Mel

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I think Rabbi Heir says it pretty good:

"Anti-Semitism is not born in one day and cannot be cured in one day and certainly not through the issuing of a press release," Rabbi Marvin Hier, dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center in Los Angeles, said in a statement. Gibson should read about Jewish persecution and the Holocaust, among other things, Hier added by telephone from Israel.

This guy is right, too:

Abraham H. Foxman, national director of the Anti-Defamation League, said the process requires hard work. "You can’t just say I’m no longer a drunk; you can’t just say I’m no longer a bigot. You need to work hard at it, and we’re ready to help him," Foxman said.

Frankly, I’m a little perplexed by Mel’s second apology, in which he says:

"Please know from my heart that I am not an anti-Semite. I am not a bigot. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith."

I agree that hatred of any kind goes against the Christian faith (are you listening, Ann Coulter?), but the part I’m not buying is the "I am not an anti-Semite".  Specifically, I have a hard time reconciling it with another thing Mel said in his apology:

""I would like to take it one step further and meet with leaders in the Jewish community, with whom I can have a one-on-one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing."

Question to Mel:  What exactly needs "healing", if you are (supposedly) not an anti-Semite in your heart?  Are you suggesting that the Jewish community was damaged by your remarks?  Trust me, they’ve been through much worse than your offensive remarks (and don’t deny it).

No, Mel — what needs healing is what is in your heart, which was expressed through the lubricant of alcohol.  I don’t know if they have a 12-Step program for racial hatred, but if they did, the first step would be to admit that you have a problem and you need healing  Take the step, Mel. 

By the way, I think the Anti-Defamation League’s response to Mel’s second apology was a little, er, "cute".  I don’t think Mel admitted to having racial prejudice (it seems quite clear that he denied it), but the ADL’s statement assumes that Mel did own up to being a bigot, and the ADL is willing to help:

"Once he completes his rehabilitation for alcohol abuse, we will be ready and willing to help him with his second rehabilitation to combat this disease of prejudice."

That cleverly puts Mel in an awkward position.  He either has to accept the ADL’s invitation for "prejudicial rehabilitation", or deny that he needs it.  What say you, Mel?

Storygibson3itw UPDATE:  Hmmmm.  Maybe Mel’s anti-Semitism is being overstated.  Here’s a pre-arrest photo of an inebriated Mel hugging people of different ethnicity, including (according to one blogger I read) "a woman possessing arguably Hebrew features".

On the other hand, maybe he’s just digging himself some "sugar tits".

UPDATE:  Al Franken knows how to rehabilitate Mel:

So, I don’t think Mel Gibson should be totally drummed out of the business. I think he should just have to start all over again. Put him in a movie as an "under-five" (an actor who has fewer than five lines). Make him play BUSBOY #2 in a Matthew McConaughey comedy.

Watching the dailies, a producer might say, "Hey, that busboy who said, ‘You dropped your napkin, sir’ – he’s pretty good."

Then the director will say, "Of course, he’s good. That’s Mel Gibson."

And then the producer will say, "Oh, yeah, that’s right. In my next movie, let’s give him a slightly bigger role."

Then in about five or six years he could be rehabilitated and have his own sit-com.

RELATED:  Glenn Greenwald notes that Mel Gibson, once the Hollywood darling of the conservative right (see, "Christ, The Passion of the"), is now being "exposed" in some conservative circles as a "liberal".  That’s right.  Now that he’s revealed himself as being anti-Semitic, some wingers think that Gibson has been liberal all along, and merely pretending to be conservative!

IRONY NOTE:  Can someone explain to me why it is bad for Mel to condemn an entire religious people (the Jews), but people who blanketly condemn other practitioners of other religions get a free pass?  Take Kernersville’s favorite failed state Senate Candidate, Nathan Tabor, and read his latest nationally syndicated column, slightly altered:

Because of Islam’s Judism’s traditional acceptance of lying, it’s entirely possible that, when Islamic Hebrew leaders speak, they are not speaking the unadulterated truth. In fact, they may say one thing and believe something entirely different.

And I’m sure Nathan would say he’s not a bigot in his heart either.  I hasten to stress that Nathan’s article wasn’t talking about extremist Islamic facism.  He’s saying that violence, lying, etc. is part of the underlying faith, rooted in the Koran.  According to Nathan, all practitioners of Islam are — by definition — violent terrorists.  (Obviously, this is not true.  The newly-formed Iraqi government has a constitution which clearly states that all Iraqi laws shall be consistent with the Islamic faith.  Is Nathan suggesting that our allies in Iraq are lying violent thugs?  Is Nathan suggesting that Cat Stevens and Muhammad Ali are jihadists?)

From CAIR:

A recent book review by Orange County Register senior editorial writer Steven Greenhut praised a book that argues that the minority of Muslim extremists who are involved in terrorism are not a deviation from, but rather a "natural result of following the actual teachings of Muhammad and the Quran" ["Islam, without blinders," Commentary, June 11].

Such a conclusion reflects either a distressing ignorance about Islam or, more worrisome, an unrepentant Islamophobia.

No religion should bear the responsibility of the actions of an extremist few who twist its teachings. No religion should be judged through a selective reading of its scripture. In every scripture, extremists can find justification for their acts. Verses from the Bible were manipulated by extremists to justify the Crusades, the killing of hundreds of thousands of Eastern Christians and Muslims, the Inquisition, the enslavement of Africans and African-Americans, the blessing of German Nazi soldiers, apartheid in South Africa, the Catholic-Protestant pogrom cycle in Europe, the displacement of Palestinians and the bombing of abortion clinics.

Muslims do not judge Christianity or Judaism by those acts, but rather by the message of peace and justice taught by Moses and Jesus. Similarly, Islam should be judged by its message of justice and equality as followed by most of its 1.3 billion followers.

Still, that "all Muslims are bad" sentiment is repeated often by so-called respectable columnists, bloggers, TV pundits, and even politicians on the right.  And I don’t understand why Mels’ anti-Semitic prejudice is universally condemned (as it should be), while anti-Islamic prejudice is blithely accepted, or at least, goes unchallenged. 

Prejudice is prejudice; stereotype is stereotype.  This isn’t difficult to grasp.

“Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical” Rehearsal Quotes Of The Day

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You know, there were probably seven or eight things said at last night’s rehearsal that I made a mental note to remember, and — of course — I forgot most of them.  Here’s all that remains:

"Try saying that line like you just took a bath in dookie." – Acting tip from director

"Hold the book down to his crotch on the word ‘nuts’.  That’s a mnemonic device so it’ll be easy to remember." – Director

"So it would be really great if you could say that ‘masterbate’ line, if you’re comfortable with it." – Director

This is the phase of rehearsing that I like.  It’s the part where we’re off-book (well, in theory) and Jamie (our director) adds the flourishes and touches that kick the show up several notches.  Many directors aren’t like that — they block the movement, maybe ask a supposedly penetrating question or two about one’s "character", and then run the damn thing over and over again to polish it.  That static approach is a common problem in community theater; in fact, I’ve actually met actors who think that’s the way it should be — that rehearsals are for nothing more than learning your blocking, and then just doing it over and over again.  Personally, I find no joy in that, and I wonder why anyone else would.

But unlike those directors and actors, Jamie understands that the blocking, line memorization, and even choreography is just the foundation.  It’s not the final product; not even close.  And the great thing about working with Jamie — especially during this phase of rehearsals — is that the show leaves rehearsal significantly better than the way it entered.  Every single rehearsal.  Not only is it more "polished", but there are new bits thrown in, and new ways to think about scenes.  The show actually improves each night, in a very tangible way.  Makes it interesting, and fun, and totally worth the muscle sores.