Get A Life

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TonyalleyneA guy in England converted his studio apartment into a replica of Star Trek’s Voyager

The flat now has moulded walls, touch-panel blue lighting and a life-size model of the show’s transporter room.   There’s a command console, reshaped windows to look like portholes and set up vertical lights so he can pretend to be “beamed up”.

It cost him £20,000, which he took out on credit cards.

His hope was to start a business catering to other Trekkies seeking to renovate their homes in a simlar way.  He took out two huge loans and ran up debts of over £100,000 on 14 credit cards marketing his idea and paying for the merchandise.

His wife left him after he replaced their fridge with a “warp coil”.

Imagine my surprise.

Malkin’s Priorities

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Michelle Malkin:

When it comes to speaking and writing on unpleasant matters, I learned a long time ago to stop apologizing. It is a waste of my breath, time, and energy to precede every political discussion with "I’m not saying all [X] are [Y]." Or: "Of course, I don’t hate all [Z] and please don’t misunderstand me, blah, blah, blah."

To Michelle, being accurate — even about her own (supposed) feelings — is a waste of breath, time and energy.

But when it comes to her complaints about a Super Bowl telecast that she didn’t even watch, she’ll give you her opinions as well as the opinions of many others.

Of course, I can understand why Michelle might not have the energy to fill in the X’s, Y’s, and Z’s in her above statement is because, in the past two days alone, she’s written 12 posts on the cartoon jihad in the past two days.

Liberal guilt is a defect I don’t suffer. And, in these times, none us can afford.

When I mention that I believe that most Muslims are peace-loving people, and Islam is a noble religion, I don’t do so out of guilt.  I say it because I believe it to be true.  Why can’t you, Michelle?

Blogger Do-Gooders

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The story hit liberal AMERICABlog this morning. 

First Lt. William "Eddie" Rebrook IV, 25, suffered severe injuries when he was struck by a roadside bomb one year ago in Iraq.  Because of his injuries, Rebrook left the Army recently, returning home last Friday.  Upon his discharge, he learned that the Army billed him $700 for the "lost" body armor that he was wearing when the IED exploded in his face.

Rebrook, for his part, doesn’t remember how he lost his armor — only that he recalls seeing it when he was placed on a stretcher.  Most likely, it was removed by an attending medic.

Editor & Publisher picks up the story:

His mother, Beckie Drumheler, said she was saddened — and angry — when she learned that the Army discharged her son with a $700 bill. "Soldiers who serve their country, those who put their lives on the line, deserve better", she said. "It’s outrageous, ridiculous and unconscionable," Drumheler said. "I wanted to stand on a street corner and yell through a megaphone about this."

And yell through a megaphone is what John Aravosis of AMERICABlog did:

"We liberal folk may disagree with the Bush administration over the reasons for going to war and over how they’re fighting this war, but one thing you’d expect no disagreement over would be the treatment of our soldiers. They fight for their country and they deserve some respect in return. And that means not charging them for their body armor because someone blew them up on the battlefield."

And in the course of today, AMERICABlogs readers (aided by further publicity from other blogs) raised over 5,000 dollars — 4,400 coming in the first two hours after John’s post.

The right blogosphere — you know, the "Support Our Troops" people — haven’t said word one about the story.

Awwwkward

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President Bush was among the four presidents attending the funeral of Coretta Scott King (the others were Clinton, Carter, and Bush I), and he had to sit through this:

"We know now there were no weapons of mass destruction over there [standing ovation]… but Coretta knew and we know that there are weapons of misdirection right down here. Millions without health insurance. Poverty abounds. For war billions more but no more for the poor."

– Reverend Dr. Joseph Lowery

[Video here]

AP reports: "The comments drew head shakes from Bush and his father as they sat behind the pulpit."

I’ll bet.

UPDATE:  Apparently Carter got in his own little dig as well.  From Reuters:

With Washington debating the legality of Bush’s domestic eavesdropping on Americans suspected of al Qaeda ties, Carter also drew applause with pointed comments on federal efforts to spy on the Kings.

"It was difficult for them personally with the civil liberties of both husband and wife violated, and they became the targets of secret government wiretapping and other surveillance," he said.

Cheney On The Spy Program

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Reuters:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday resisted bipartisan appeals for changes in a hotly disputed warrantless eavesdropping program, saying he believed "we have all the legal authority we need."

Not a tough standard to meet, when your "legal authority" amounts to nothing more than your own hand-picked attorney general who doesn’t believe in courts.

Gonzales Funnies

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Stolen from Atrios:

Uh, Washington?

Alberto:  "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale. "

Aside from the rather obvious issue of, you know, lacking electronic communications at the time, what war was President Washington fighting?

Then there’s this exchange:

BIDEN: Thank you very much.

General, how has this revelation damaged the program?

I’m almost confused by it but, I mean, it seems to presuppose that these very sophisticated Al Qaida folks didn’t think we were intercepting their phone calls.

I mean, I’m a little confused. How did it damage this?

GONZALES: Well, Senator, I would first refer to the experts in the Intel Committee who are making that statement, first of all. I’m just the lawyer.

And so, when the director of the CIA says this should really damage our intel capabilities, I would defer to that statement. I think, based on my experience, it is true — you would assume that the enemy is presuming that we are engaged in some kind of surveillance.

But if they’re not reminded about it all the time in the newspapers and in stories, they sometimes forget.

That’s right.  That’s the argument: Our national security depends on al Qaeda members forgetting that the U.S. engages in surveillance.  So when the New York Times prints a story that reminds al Qaeda about surveillance, it makes us weaker.

Holy crap.  That’s about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard any attorney general say.

Kevin Hayden:

[The Administration] claims al Qaeda has the sophistication to build a nuke, the weapon that numerous nations have tried to achieve for the past half century, most without success. But that same al Qaeda might ‘forget’ that our intel agents are always trying to triangulate their locations via tapped phones…. if our dirty rat newspapers weren’t always reminding them.

SCENE:  A small relatively unfurnished apartment in Buffalo.  The phone rings.

Qukim:  "Hello?"

al-Qadir [on the other end]:  "Praise be to Allah"

Qukim:  "Praise be to Allah.  Death to the infidels.  What’s up?"

al-Qadir:  "Can you talk?"

Qukim:  "Yeah.  I was just watching ‘American Idol’.  I’m alone.’"

al-Qadir:  "Okay.  Well, listen up and listen closely.  Tomorrow is the night when we strike the heart of the infidels.  You will board Flight 26 in Orlando and fly to meet your contact, Muhammad al-Bagh, in the Burger King at the Atlanta airport at 2:30 pm.  There you will be given a briefcase."

Qukin: "A briefcase?"

al-Qadir:  "Yeah.  Black leather.  In it, there will be . . . . oh, FUCK!"

Qukim: "What?!?"

al-Qadir:  "Shit.  Fuck fuck fuck fuck!  I don’t believe this!!"

Qukim:  "What is it?!?"

al-Qadir:  "I just glanced over at the coffee table and saw a newspaper with some headline about Senate hearings on NSA wiretapping."

Qukim:  "Oooooooooh.  That’s riiiiiight!"

al-Qadir:  "I totally forgot that this phone line might be tapped!!"

Qukim:  "Me, too."

al-Qadir:  "Oh, I’m such an idiot!  And here I am just blabbering away…."

Qukim:  "We could pretend it was a joke.  Say that you were just joking."

al-Qadir:  "Well, it’s too late now, moron!  They just heard you say ‘Pretend it was a joke’."

Qukim:  "But . . . um . . . it is a joke.  Ha.  Ha.  Um.  You are such a . . . kidder, al-Qadir."

al-Qadir:  "DON’T SAY MY NAME!!!  This is bad enough!"

Qukim:  "Yeah.  Maybe we should hang up?"

al-Qadir:  "Okay.  Bye."

Qukim:  "Bye.  Death to the infidels."

al-Qadir:  *Groans*

*CLICK*

Rove Threatened To Blacklist Republicans

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Well, the unitary executive is so unitary that nobody can accuse him of being partisan:

Congressional sources said Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove has threatened to blacklist any Republican who votes against the president. The sources said the blacklist would mean a halt in any White House political or financial support of senators running for re-election in November.

"It’s hardball all the way," a senior GOP congressional aide said.

…The sources said the administration has been alarmed over the damage that could result from the Senate hearings, which began on Monday, Feb. 6. They said the defection of even a handful of Republican committee members could result in a determination that the president violated the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. Such a determination could lead to impeachment proceedings.

Over the last few weeks, Mr. Rove has been calling in virtually every Republican on the Senate committee as well as the leadership in Congress. The sources said Mr. Rove’s message has been that a vote against Mr. Bush would destroy GOP prospects in congressional elections.

The thing is that for most Republicans, the strong-arm tactics of the White House are likely to work.

New Orleans Considering Foreign Aid

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This is a sad state of affairs, and should be an embarrassment to the Bush Administration:

Shortcomings in aid from the United States government are making New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin look to other nations for help in rebuilding his hurricane-damaged city.

Nagin, who has hosted a steady stream of foreign dignitaries since Hurricane Katrina hit in late August, says he may seek international assistance because US aid has not been sufficient to get the city back on its feet.

"I know we had a little disappointment earlier with some signals we’re getting from Washington but the international community may be able to fill the gap," Nagin said when a delegation of French government and business officials passed through on Friday to explore potential business partnerships.

I think New Orleans should just change its name to "Iraq".  Then it might get some assistance from Washington.

Free Speech For Me But Not For Thee

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Dateline Missouri:

Saying the nation’s symbol "deserves more respect than the protest message of some liberal hippie," a Missouri state lawmaker has introduced a bill legalizing the use of force to stop someone from desecrating the American flag.

Republican Rep. Sam Gaskill, a former fighter pilot in Vietnam, defended his bill yesterday, insisting the measure would prevent the defilement of an important symbol rather than promote violence.

"You should be able to take hold of the flag and take it off the ground and rescue it," Gaskill said. "If the guy doesn’t want to let go of it or he swings back then the person ought to fight back."

When asked if the bill would allow someone to take aggressive action against another person, Gaskill said: "I’m sure they could."

That’s right.  A Missouri legislator wants citizens to be able to shoot someone who is exercising constitutionally-protected speech.

It’s funny/ironic that this is happening as conservatives are tsk-tsking Muslims in Europe, who are upset by the depiction (read: desecration) of Mohammad in newspaper cartoons. 

To be sure, the violent reaction to the cartoons (now with a death toll) by radical Muslims is way over the top, and deserves to be condemned.  But according to people like Gaskell, the "American" way is legalize violent responses to offensive free speech.  Go figure.

Publius, by the way, hones in on the right blogosphere, who collectively is covering the "cartoon jihad" story to an excited and breathless degree that I have rarely seen, even for them.  I agree wholeheartedly with this:

While I’ve obviously been disturbed by the fundamentalist riots, I’ve also been disturbed at the reaction in certain parts of the right blogosphere – and fascinated. For instance, although Michelle Malkin and LGF (bastions of tolerant Western liberalism that they are) have dozens of angry posts on the “cartoon jihads,” you get the sense that they’re not so much angry as giddy about their free pass to bash Islam. These are subjective calls obviously, but if you read their February archives, you get the sense that something more is going on here than defending press freedom. For them, it seems like press freedom is being used as a pretext for unleashing more deeply-felt prejudices.

…They just seem too excited about the whole thing – and they seem to be relishing their window to say some offensive things. Here’s Malkin:

Blogger E.L. Core e-mailed me with an excellent idea for a Muhammad Cartoons "Blogburst": Hi, Michelle. . . . Maybe you could invite other bloggers to send you a link to their cartoon blog entry, and we could all start linking to them? Ok. Let’s do it. If you’ve posted some or all of the forbidden Muhammad cartoons on your blog in support of Denmark and the Jyllands-Posten, send a track back or e-mail me your link. It’ll actually be a very useful road map for the enormous number of Internet users around the world who are trying to find the cartoons (just check Technorati and you’ll see what I’m talking about). I’ll get started with a few right now and keep adding as many links to this list as humanly possible.

And here are some recent post titles from LGF in February: “Religion of Peace Gets Busy,” “Scenes of Peace and Tolerance,” “Danish Queen: ‘We Have To Show Our Opposition to Islam,’” “Get Yer Danish Cartoons Here,” “Religion of Tolerance,” “The Infidel Bloggers Alliance Mohammed Cartoon Contest.”

Like Publius, I suspect that the cartoon story is merely an invitation to Muslim-bash, rather than a principled stand for freedom of the press.

UPDATE:  Doghouse Riley adds:

Perhaps I’m mistaken, but aren’t the people in this country most incensed about Muslims rioting over media portrayals the same ones who were incensed last year that Newsweek published something that incited Muslims to riot?

Why, yes.  Here’s Michelle Malkin:

Newsweek has blood on its hands. Blood on its desks.

Key Moment In Yesterday’s Hearings

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BIDEN: Can you assure us, General, you are fully, totally informed and confident that you know the absolute detail with which this program is being conducted? Can you assure us you personally can assure us no one is being eavesdropped upon in the United States other than — other than someone who has a communication that is emanating from foreign soil by a suspected terrorist, al Qaeda, or otherwise?

GONZALES: Sir, I can’t give you absolute assurance.

Um, yeah.  I think we get the picture.

New GOP Majority Leader No Fan Of Evolution

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As reported here, John Boehner, the new Republican leader of the House, teamed up with another Ohio Republican (Steve Chabot) to push an attack on evolution.

In a 2002 letter (PDF format), Boehner writes:

"Public school students are entitled to learn that there are differing scientific views on issues such as biological evolution."

Yet another Republican who doesn’t understand the meaning of the word "scientific".  Jeez.

What Josh Marshall Says

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Here:

And in this post Kevin Drum hits on a key point …

I’m also more tired than you can imagine of his constant invocation of presidents from Washington to Roosevelt who authorized warrantless surveillance in wartime. All of that happened before FISA was passed in 1978 and is completely meaningless. And he knows it.

Kevin doesn’t fully unpack what I suspect he’s getting at here. The argument to history that Gonzales is attempting isn’t just off point. It’s typical of the administration’s basic way of operating with the public — conscious misdirection and flimflam. You can’t make this argument unless your intent is to confuse the issue and avoid the issue of whether the president has to follow the law.

Good Matchup

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First Amendment lawyer Glenn Greenwald is going to butt heads with Powerline’s John Hindrocket on NPR’s To The Point today (2:10 pm EST) on the subject of the NSA hearings.  Should be fun, seeing as Glenn is on the forefront of blogger contributions to the wiretapping issue, and Hindrocket just scratches his head and wonders what all the fuss is about.  I think we’re going to see hear what it’s like when a conservative pundit brings a knife to a gunfight.

Who Is Helping The NSA?

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CNET News.com asked telecommunications and Internet companies about cooperation with the Bush administration’s domestic eavesdropping scheme.

The question asked: "Have you turned over information or opened up your networks to the NSA without being compelled by law?"

Company Response
Adelphia Communications Declined comment
AOL Time Warner No [1]
AT&T Declined comment
BellSouth Communications No
Cable & Wireless* No response
Cablevision Systems No
CenturyTel No
Charter Communications No [1]
Cingular Wireless No [2]
Citizens Communications No response
Cogent Communications* No [1]
Comcast No
Cox Communications No
EarthLink No
Global Crossing* Inconclusive
Google Declined comment
Level 3* No response
Microsoft No [3]
NTT Communications* Inconclusive [4]
Qwest Communications No [2]
SAVVIS Communications* No response
Sprint Nextel No [2]
T-Mobile USA No [2]
United Online No response
Verizon Communications Inconclusive [5]
XO Communications* No [1]
Yahoo

Declined comment

* = Not a company contacted by Rep. John Conyers.
[1] The answer did not explicitly address NSA but said that compliance happens only if required by law.
[2] Provided by a source with knowledge of what this company is telling Conyers. In the case of Sprint Nextel, the source was familiar with Nextel’s operations.
[3] As part of an answer to a closely related question for a different survey.
[4] The response was "NTT Communications respects the privacy rights of our customers and complies fully with law enforcement requests as permitted and required by law."
[5] The response was "Verizon complies with applicable laws and does not comment on law enforcement or national security matters."

Bottom Line: "Major telecommunications companies" have reportedly opened their networks to the NSA. Because it may be illegal to divulge customer communications, though, not one of the companies has chosen to make its cooperation public.

It is interesting to note the number of companies who decline to comment, or are cagy in their response.  Why might they be doing this?  Do they wish to avoid the wrath of their conservative customers (because they don’t assist the NSA)?  Or their liberal ones (because they do assist the NSA)?  Or are they concerned about national security issues?

In a related item, it is interesting to note that Bush’s father, when he was CIA director in 1976 "complained that some major communications companies were unwilling to install government wiretaps without a judge’s approval", and that such a refusal "seriously affects the capabilities of the intelligence community."  Yup.  During the Ford Administration, there was a debate on warrantless surveillance, and the cast of charactors included Bush (the Elder), Cheney, and Rumsfeld.  That was 1976, two years before FISA.  Have times changed?

Carter On Illegal Wiretapping

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The unwritten rule of comity states that ex-Presidents don’t criticize sitting presidents.  Thankfully, Carter isn’t sitting still for that:

Former President Jimmy Carter criticized the Bush administration’s domestic eavesdropping program Monday and said he believes the president has broken the law.

"Under the Bush administration, there’s been a disgraceful and illegal decision — we’re not going to the let the judges or the Congress or anyone else know that we’re spying on the American people," Carter told reporters. "And no one knows how many innocent Americans have had their privacy violated under this secret act."

You tell ’em, Jimmy.