Miner Miracle

Ken AshfordRandom MusingsLeave a Comment

The Talent Show looks at today’s major newspapers across the country, some of which carry the banner that the miners were found alive, and some of which actually get the story right.

What amuses me (well, "amuses" isn’t the right word, but you know what I mean) is how the same photos are used to convey the entirely opposite outcomes.  Cases in point:

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Visit The Talent Show for more photos and interesting thoughts.

RELATED:  What caused the screw-up?  Apparently, despite earlier reports, the mine company never actually released information about the 12 miners being alive and well.  Drum explains.

Christiane Amanpour Being Spied On?

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ChristianeamanpourUPDATE:  The story has gotten weirder since I first posted it.

NBC’s Andrea Mitchell interviewed James Risen, the NYT writer who broke the NSA wiretapping story.  Here’s the key segment of their interview:

Mitchell: Do you have any information about reporters being swept up in this net?

Risen: No, I don’t. It’s not clear to me. That’s one of the questions we’ll have to look into the future. Were there abuses of this program or not? I don’t know the answer to that

Mitchell: You don’t have any information, for instance, that a very prominent journalist, Christiane Amanpour, might have been eavesdropped upon?

Risen: No, no I hadn’t heard that.

Now, I can understand Mitchell’s first question — it’s general and innocuous.  But the follow-up specifically mentioned CNN ‘s Christiane Amanpour (pictured above). 

Why would Mitchell ask specifically and publicly with respect to Amanpour?  What does Mitchell know that the rest of us don’t?

It shouldn’t surprise anyone that journalists with Middle East contacts often talk to terrorists (or at least, suspected terrorists), and Christiane Amanpour is probably well-connected compared to most others.  But it is a little distrubing to think that the NSA is tapping the phones of journalists.

Of course, as Americablog points out, Christiane Amanpour’s phone may have carried conversations totally unrelated to terrorism.  Her husband, James Rubin (a former Clinton State Department employee) worked as chief foreign policy adviser to General Wesley Clark’s presidential campaign, and then worked as a senior national security adviser to John Kerry’s presidential campaign.

I’m not going down that road too far, but it does lift an eyebrow or two.

I’m Not a Marriage Counselor

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/Idiocy, Sex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

…but I play one on my blog.

Conservative columnist and radio host Dennis Prager, a frequent commentator on marriage and family values, announced this to his listeners this week:

I have a sad personal announcement to make. After seventeen years of marriage, my wife Fran and I are divorcing. This is sad first and foremost for Fran and for me. We’ve known each other nineteen years, have raised three children, and assumed we would be together forever. It was not only our hope. This is a value that we shared.

Aaaaaahhh!  Such a shame.  And the announcement comes on the heels of Dennis’ two part column at Townhall.com in which he gives marital advice (Dec. 6 and Dec. 13) to young adults.

I don’t want to speculate about the causes of the dissolution, but I think Kerry at 100 Monkeys Typing has his put his finger on it.  He quotes Prager from earlier columns:

And women’s emotionality, when unchecked, can wreak havoc on those closest to these women and on society as a whole — when emotions and compassion dominate in making public policy.

and…

And that is what the Judeo-Christian value system ultimately yearns for — the elevation of human conduct to the God-like, rather than allowing us to behave like fellow animals.

and…

Holy and profane: A major separation in the Judeo-Christian values system is between the holy and the profane. Applied to speech, this means, for example, that cursing is regarded far less seriously in those parts of society estranged from Judeo-Christian values. Applied to sex, this means that sexual intercourse has a dimension of holiness unknown to the Left, which regards it as a volitional and health issue.

And one of my own

[M]ost women think about those they love more than most men think about those they love. Most mothers worry about their children more hours per day than most fathers do; and a wife who loves her husband thinks about him more often each day than a man who loves his wife.

Hmmmmm.  I think we’ve found your problem, Dennis.

God’s Predictions For 2006

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At this time of year, a lot of people like to make their political predictions for 2006.

Seems like an awful waste of time.  God is omniscient and already knows what will happen.

And we know what God’s predictions are, because he speaks to Pat Robertson, and Pat tells the rest of us.

On his “700 Club” program today, Robertson revealed his recent conversation with God in which the deity shared with the televangelist the upcoming events of the year. Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition, is a long-time booster of Bush and conservative Republican politics. He has also advocated confirmation of Alito and stacking the federal courts with justices who oppose church-state separation, reproductive rights and gay rights.

In his report today, Robertson said, “Bush is going to strengthen in 2006. The fall elections will be inconclusive, but the outcome of the war and the success of the economy will leave Republicans in charge…. And Alito is gonna get confirmed. I believe another liberal judge is going to retire, step down from the Court; we’ll have another opening there. The war in Iraq is going to come to a successful conclusion, and we’ll begin withdrawing troops before the end of the year.”

Well, I guess there’s nothing for me to blog about this year.  Questions resolved.

Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church, asks the right question:

“Isn’t it odd,” said Lynn, “that God’s prophecies and Robertson’s political agenda are one and the same?

Hey, yeah!  That is a bit odd!  What a coinky-dink!

Bad Omens For Many

Ken AshfordAbramoff ScandalLeave a Comment

“Mr. Abramoff says he has information that could implicate 60 lawmakers,” the WSJ reports (subecription required).

Here’s some more news roundups on the impact of the Abramoff plea:

The Washington Post:

Abramoff represented the most flamboyant and extreme example of a brand of influence trading that flourished after the Republican takeover of the House of Representatives 11 years ago. Now, some GOP strategists fear that the fallout from his case could affect the party’s efforts to keep control in the November midterm elections.

USA Today:

What set Abramoff apart from legitimate Washington power brokers, federal prosecutors say, was his willingness to exploit an extensive network of Capitol Hill contacts — from well-positioned congressional staffers to members of the Republican leadership — regardless of the rules.

The Wall Street Journal:

Making the bribery case especially striking — and worrisome for members of Congress — is that some of its elements include transactions that occur in Washington every day. It is commonplace for lawmakers to solicit campaign donations from lobbyists, who routinely offer them in hopes of gaining advantage. Yet Mr. Abramoff also went far beyond routine practice by furnishing lawmakers with lavish trips, free meals and entertainment as well.

The New York Times:

In a city whose history is rife with scandal and the political price it exacts, from the F.B.I. sting operation known as Abscam to the savings and loans collapse involving ‘the Keating Five,’ some experts feared that the Abramoff investigation would eclipse all the rest.

The Los Angeles Times:

The corruption investigation surrounding lobbyist Jack Abramoff shows the significant political risk that Republican leaders took when they adopted what had once seemed a brilliant strategy for dominating Washington: turning the K Street lobbying corridor into a cog of the GOP political machine.

Sago Genesis

Ken AshfordBush & Co.Leave a Comment

(1) West Virginia coal firms raised $275,000 for Bush.

(2) The Bush administration cut 170 positions from federal Mine Safety and Health Administration (MSHA) and has not proposed a single new mine-safety standard or rule during its tenure.

(3)  Only 1 miner survives West Virginia coal mine incident.

Now, am I suggesting that Bush is responsible for the Sago explosion?  Of course not.  He’s no more responsible for that than he is for creating a hurricane called Katrina, which subsequently causes levees to break. 

But both incidents should provide an abject lesson in what happens when people who disdain government are put in charge of a government.

UPDATE:  Here’s the quote of the day, although it is nearly five years old.  It comes from a Washington Monthly article in their Jan/Feb 2005 edition:

At the annual meeting of the West Virginia Coal Association a few months after Bush’s inauguration, the group’s director told 150 industry executives, “You did everything you could to elect a Republican president. [Now] you are already seeing in his actions the payback.

Glass Houses

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

He says he doesn’t want to do it, but he just might have to.  Bill O’Reilly is threatening to expose to personal lives of Bush critics like Frank Rich:

O’REILLY: It’s a good question, Juan, and I don’t see it as a threat. I mean, I think you have to say to people, as we do with all our guests here, this is what’s likely to happen and, if they continue  – those people continue – to attack people personally as Frank Rich does almost every week and Keller allows it, then we’ll just have to get into their lives.

Bill, you don’t want to go there.  Trust me.  Or have you forgotten what you told one of your fellow (female) producers at Fox?  Let me remind you

You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I’d join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back… rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water… and um… you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I would kinda put my arm — it’s one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it… and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard… ‘cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs…

So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind… and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I’d put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business.

Oh, look what you made me do, Bill.  You made me mention the whole loofah thing.  I didn’t want to, you understand.  But I just had to.

This Is Not A Parody

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

It’s early in 2006, but this article most assuredly will qualify as the dumbest article written this year . . . or any year for that matter.

I can’t even attempt to summarize the author’s point, or the astoundingly inane and tortured logic he uses to support his point.  Just read it, and keep in mind that there is no such thing as "ventilator insurance".

UPDATE:  Ezra Klein read the same article, and writes what I didn’t have time to:

• There’s no such thing as ventilator insurance. There’s health insurance. Making up ventilator insurance with a cost of $75 is a cheap trick — I wouldn’t take that deal either, it’d be like buying knee replacement insurance, or sideswiped-by-Toyota-RAV4-on-rainy-night-beneath-crescent-moon insurance. On their own, most every health problem is too remote to justify individualized insurance, but taken in the aggregate, serious health problems asymptotically approach certainty as you age, and most everyone would like health insurance to protect against being pulled from their ventilator, or feeding tube, or antibiotics, before seeing their mother.

• Landsburg defines compassion as "sympathetic consciousness of others’ distress together with a desire to alleviate it." He then says there’s nothing compassionate about giving his made up "ventilator insurance" to a 21-year-old who wants something else. Which has nothing at all to do with the relative compassion of ripping a 27-year-old terminal cancer patient from her ventilator before her mother can arrive to say goodbye. Also, you know what else isn’t compassionate? Setting up false choices.

Torture Is Not Over

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

The McCain Amendment was passed by Congress, and forbids the use of torture.

Bush signed it into law Friday, issuing the following statement:

The executive branch shall construe Title X in Division A of the Act, relating to detainees, in a manner consistent with the constitutional authority of the President to supervise the unitary executive branch and as Commander in Chief and consistent with the constitutional limitations on the judicial power, which will assist in achieving the shared objective of the Congress and the President, evidenced in Title X, of protecting the American people from further terrorist attacks.

Look at those words closely.

Translation: "I reserve the constitutional right to waterboard when it will "assist" in protecting the American people from terrorist attacks."

Shorter translation:  "I deem that this law changes nothing; therefore, I can ignore it at will."

The Sago Mine Explosion

Ken AshfordBush & Co.Leave a Comment

Well, it doesn’t look good for the 13 miners, according to the latest stories.

Whether they survive or not, it’ll take months — maybe years — to determine what caused the mine mishap and whether it could have been prevented.

But right now, one wonders if this could have been avoided.  Scott Shields finds an interesting article from the New York Times (August 9, 2004):

In 1997, as a top executive of a Utah mining company, David Lauriski proposed a measure that could allow some operators to let coal-dust levels rise substantially in mines. The plan went nowhere in the government.

Last year, it found enthusiastic backing from one government official – Mr. Lauriski himself. Now head of the Mine Safety and Health Administration, he revived the proposal despite objections by union officials and health experts that it could put miners at greater risk of black-lung disease….

Safety and environmental regulations often shift with control of the White House, but the Bush administration’s approach to coal mining has been a particularly potent example of the blend of politics and policy.

In addition to Mr. Lauriski, who spent 30 years in the coal industry, Mr. Bush tapped a handful of other industry executives and lobbyists to help oversee safety and environmental regulations.

In all, the mine safety agency has rescinded more than a half-dozen proposals intended to make coal miners’ jobs safer, including steps to limit miners’ exposure to toxic chemicals. One rule pushed by the agency would make it easier for companies to use diesel generators underground, which miners say could increase the risk of fire.

In an interview, Mr. Lauriski said that the proposals that were canceled were unnecessary. He said the agency had instead concentrated on other measures "we believed were important to pursue."…

The clock is now ticking to the moment when Bush says, "You’re doing a heckuva job, Lauriski".

President Brush

Ken AshfordBush & Co.Leave a Comment

Not long ago, I made an off-the-cuff comment that Bush must have a lot of brush at his Texas ranch, since he seems to be clearing it much of the time.

Apparently, the Bush devotion to brush-clearing is pathological:

On most of the 365 days he has enjoyed at his secluded ranch here, President Bush’s idea of paradise is to hop in his white Ford pickup truck in jeans and work boots, drive to a stand of cedars, and whack the trees to the ground.

If the soil is moist enough, he will light a match and burn the wood. If it is parched, as it is across Texas now, the wood will sit in piles scattered over the 1,600-acre spread until it is safe for a ranch hand to torch — or until the president can come home and do the honors himself.

President Bush, shown clearing cedar at his Crawford, Tex., ranch in 2002, has not lost his enthusiasm for the task during recent trips to what aides call the Western White House.

Sometimes this activity is the only official news to come out of what aides call the Western White House. For five straight days since Monday, when Bush retreated to the ranch for his Christmas sojourn, a spokesman has announced that the president, in between intelligence briefings, calls to advisers and bicycling, has spent much of his day clearing brush.

This might strike many Washingtonians as a curious pastime. It does burn a lot of calories. But brush clearing is dusty, it is exhausting (the president goes at it in 100 degree-plus heat), and it is earsplitting, requiring earplugs to dull the chain saw’s buzz.

For Bush, who is known to spend early-morning hours hacking at unwanted mesquite, cocklebur weeds, hanging limbs and underbrush only to go back for more after lunch, it borders on obsession.

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A Thought

Ken AshfordWiretapping & SurveillanceLeave a Comment

Re the NSA wiretapping.

It’s true that we don’t seem to understand much of the details about the scope or nature of the wiretaps.  But many (including my mother) have argued along these lines: "Who cares?  I haven’t done anything wrong, so I have nothing to worry about."

Well, Clinton’s blowjobs in the White House didn’t affect anybody (other than participants) either, but that didn’t stop people from making the point that, as American citizens, we should all be concerned about the "rule of law", etc.

But that aside, doesn’t that argument work against Bush?  In other words, if Bush did nothing wrong or illegal re the NSA wiretaps, why is he opposed to having hearings on them?