Neo-Bedwetters

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/Idiocy, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

TBogg is tired of the conservative machismo from the right blogosphere.  It’s thinly-masked fear used as a moral justification for sacrificing our hard-fought constitutional liberties:

Now I may not be as "emotionally or morally sophisticated" as Roger L Simon, but then I didn’t spend the afternoon of 9/11 flushing away my beliefs and convictions in a piddle-stained panic. So please spare me the "cojones" and "cowardice" locker room speech from the man who is one car backfire away from turning into a fedora floating in a puddle of pee.

You wanna run into the arms of the big strong steely-eyed rocket man? Be my guest. But when he picks your pocket, steals your car and leaves you high and dry in some cheap motel near Waco, don’t come crying to me.

Kos adds:

These blowhards pretend they are macho even as they piddle on themselves in abject terror from every "boo!" that comes out of Osama Bin Laden’s mouth. They like to speak about how tough they are, even though they send others to fight their battles and couldn’t last a day in places like Iraq, or Sudan, or the El Salvador of my youth, or any other war-torn nation.

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The breathtaking cowardice of the 101st Fighting Keyboardists knows no bounds. They hide behind the American flag and our genuinely brave men and women in uniform. It’s bad enough that they wouldn’t deign to join the boots in the ground in Iraq. But now they make a mockery of our Constitution, for the very values that motivated our Founding Fathers to put their lives on the line to combat the unchecked powers of the British monarchy.

MORE:  Digby sez:

"All those fine words about the rule of law safeguarding our liberties, the arbitrary exercise of power and Bunker Hill, Lexington and Normandy went right out the window on 9/11. That was when Henry [Hyde] and the rest of his stalwart defenders of the rule of law promptly wet their pants and then let their president use the constitution to clean up the puddle."

And James Wolcott sums it all with the best idea of all:

In fact, my policy is to refer to the warbloggers in 2006 as "bedwetters."

UPDATE:  Kos’ post strikes a nerve with conservative milbloggers.  In fact, Paul from Powerline responds to Kos by turning himself into a puddle of piddle (thus proving Kos’ point) when he worries about al Qaeda’s ability to commit mass murder on scales greater than 9/11.

Barbie Promotes Gayness

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

The religious right, having ruined nobody’s Christmas but their own by complaining about how everybody is ruining Christmas, is not content to fade away now that the holidays are over.

Via Americablog, we learn their next target (and no, it’s not Target).  It’s Barbie.

Yup.  The Concerned Women For America are all upset because Barbie, the Mattel doll, promotes "gender confusion":

The iconic Barbie Doll has become another tool for promoting gender confusion among children. On the Barbie Web site, www.Barbie.com, there is a poll that asks children their age and sex. The age choices are 4-8, but as Bob Knight, Director of CWA’s Culture & Family Institute, notes children are given three options for their choice of gender.

"Bob Knight"?  Hmmmm.

Okay.  So I went to www.barbie.com (which doesn’t exist, really) and I couldn’t find the poll they were talking about.   But someone else did the leg work, and found it.

Okay, so you go to the Barbie web site, and the first thing you notice is that the actual URL is barbie.everythinggirl.com; the next thing you see is that the page is titled "Activities and Games for Girls Online!", and the next thing you notice is a banner saying, "Hi, Barbie Girl!" Not to mention horses, hearts, kittens, and of course Hillary Duff. Not to mention, you know, Barbie.

No, not a lot of gender confusion there. All pretty traditional girl stuff, if you ask me. Of course, if boys want to cruise around the page, hey, why not. I know that when I was 4 to 8, I would have thought it all sucked, but to each his own.

Now, the offending part took me forever to find — the Barbie web site is not exactly designed for efficiency — but eventually I got there. If you go to this part of the web site, there’s a fairly standard marketing poll. It asks how old you are (yup, ages 4-8), what you like to do in January (snowboarding, wearing "way-cool winter clothes", etc.), and what gender you are. The default choice is "I am a girl" (duh), so odds are about 99% that most of the takers of the poll will just leave it as it is. However, there’s a drop-down menu that also has the choices "I am a boy" and "I don’t know."

That’s it.

I’m not sure why "I don’t know" is there; it might be just a programming mistake, or it might be a reflection of the fact that, yeah, sometimes really young kids might not have thought about it too much yet, but this mostly invisible drop-down item in an obscure section of a web page is not evidence of anything. It’s certainly not a promotion of anything, other than, well, Barbie.

And yet, if you listen to this thing, the CWA honestly think that this is some nefarious plot to indoctrinate 4-year-old girls into homosexuality and transsexual surgery. Yes, that’s what they really think.

They’re nuts.

Here’s what I think.  I think if the Concerned Women for America are concerned about "gender confusion", their spokesperson should be a concerned woman, not the aforementioned Bob Knight.

U.S v. Keith

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Bush and his supporters argue that in matters of national security, Bush is legally allowed to bypass the courts as Commander-in-Chief.

The problem is, this argument has been made before, and the Supreme Court (the final arbiter of what the law is) rejected that argument.

I want to quote from United States v. Keith, a 1972 Supreme Court case.  Keith involved a prosecution for conspiracy to blow-up a CIA office. The President argued that in order “to gather intelligence information” that was “necessary to protect the nation from attempts . . . to attack and subvert the existing structure of the Government,” it was constitutionally entitled to engage in electronic surveillance of American citizens without complying with the requirements of the Fourth Amendment. In Keith, the Supreme Court unanimously and unequivocally held that, even in national security investigations, the President had no constitutional authority to conduct electronic surveillance of American citizens on American soil without a judicially issued search warrant based on a finding of probable cause.

Here are some bullet points, courtesy of Geoffrey Stone.  You don’t need a law degree to understand this — this is plain English:

• The President has a fundamental responsibility and power “to protect our Government against those who would subvert or overthrow it by unlawful means. . . . In the discharge of this duty, the President . . . may find it necessary to employ electronic surveillance to obtain intelligence information on the plans of those who plot unlawful acts against the Government.”

• But “the broad and unsuspected governmental incursions into conversational privacy which electronic surveillance entails necessitate the application of Fourth Amendment safeguards. . . . History abundantly documents the tendency of Government – however benevolent and benign its motives – to view with suspicion those who most fervently dispute its policies. Fourth Amendment protections become the more necessary when the targets of official surveillance may be those suspected of unorthodoxy in their political beliefs. The danger to political dissent is acute where the Government attempts to act under so vague a concept as the power to protect ‘[national] security.’”

• “These Fourth Amendment freedoms cannot properly be guaranteed if [national] security surveillances may be conducted solely within the discretion of the Executive Branch. The Fourth Amendment does not contemplate the executive officers of Government as neutral and disinterested magistrates. [Those] charged with [the] investigative and prosecutorial duty should not be the sole judges of when to utilize constitutionally sensitive means in pursuing their tasks. . . . The Fourth Amendment contemplates a prior judicial judgment, not the risk that executive discretion may be reasonably exercised. This judicial role accords with our basic constitutional doctrine that individual freedoms will best be preserved through a separation of powers and division of functions among the different branches and levels of Government.,”

• “The Government argues that the special circumstances applicable to [national] security surveillances necessitate [an] exception to the warrant requirement. It is urged that the requirement of prior judicial review would obstruct the President in the discharge of his constitutional duty to protect domestic security. . . . The Government . . . insists that courts ‘as a practical matter would have neither the knowledge nor the techniques necessary to determine whether there was probable cause to believe that surveillance was necessary to protect national security.’ [Moreover,] the Government believes that disclosure to a magistrate of all or even a significant portion of the information involved in domestic security surveillances ‘would create serious potential dangers to the national security and . . . would create a greater danger of leaks.’”

• “These contentions . . . merit the most careful consideration. We certainly do not reject them lightly, especially at a time of worldwide ferment and when civil disorders in this country are more prevalent than in the less turbulent periods of our history. . . . But we do not think a case has been made for the requested departure from Fourth Amendment standards. . . . . We cannot accept the Government’s argument that [national] security matters are too subtle and complex for judicial evaluation. . . . .Nor do we believe prior judicial approval will fracture the secrecy essential to official intelligence gathering. . . . Although some added burden will be imposed upon the Attorney General, this inconvenience is justified in a free society to protect constitutional values.”

Now, it should be noted that Keith applies to domestic wiretaps of domestic communications, rather than domestic wiretaps of (alleged) foreign communications (the current situation, according to Bush). 

However, I believe that is a distinction without a difference.  I’m not saying that al Qaeda members calling the U.S. are entitled to Fourth Amendment protections, but certainly the recipients of those calls — especially if they are U.S. citizens entitled to protection of the Constitution — are

In any event, Bush like his supporters continually avoid THE QUESTION: If these are bonfide wiretaps of known or suspected AQ terrorists which would assist in our fight in the War On Terror, why did Bush avoid the FISA court, who surely would have approved of the taps?!?  This story is going into its third week, and I have yet to hear an answer from the punditry or the Executive.

Military Not As Crazy About Bush

Ken AshfordBush & Co., Iraq, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

From the Military Times:

Support for President Bush and for the war in Iraq has slipped significantly in the last year among members of the military’s professional core, according to the 2005 Military Times Poll.

Approval of the president’s Iraq policy fell 9 percentage points from 2004; a bare majority, 54 percent, now say they view his performance on Iraq as favorable. Support for his overall performance fell 11 points, to 60 percent, among active-duty readers
of the Military Times newspapers. Though support both for President Bush and for the war in Iraq remains significantly higher than in the public as a whole, the drop is likely to add further fuel to the heated debate over Iraq policy. In 2003 and 2004, supporters of the war in Iraq pointed to high approval ratings in the Military Times Poll as a signal that military members were behind President Bush’s the president’s policy.

The poll also found diminished optimism that U.S. goals in Iraq can be accomplished, and a somewhat smaller drop in support for the decision to go to war in 2003.

New Year’s Resolutions For America

Ken AshfordRandom Musings1 Comment

With some shameful borrowing from around the blogosphere, plus some of mine own, here’s the list of New Year’s Resolutions for the entire American citizenry:

  1. Become intelligent-thinking during political campaigns so as not to be deceived by jingoistic and meaningless phrases such as "Compassionate Conservativism," "I’m an outsider," and "Mission Accomplished"
  2. Learn to distinguish between facts and opinions (including, "expert opinions")
  3. Demand that leaders ask sacrifices in difficult times of all people as equally as possible.
  4. When hearing a talking point, try to get past who is saying it, and instead, consider what is being said.  The medium isn’t the message — the message is the message.
  5. Stop dumbing down or "religionifying" debate in society on issues important to our nation. Gay marriage, security, tax fairness, and choice come to mind.
  6. Also, if something is bogus, call it bogus.  For example, intelligent design isn’t science, and we don’t have to call it "science" (or change the meaning of "science") in order to be "fair and balanced".  After calling it bogus, say why, with specific evidence.
  7. Don’t call something a war if it is not a war.  Don’t call something a threat if it is not a threat.  I’m talking about militarily, as well as culturally.
  8. Stop giving a damn who’s sleeping with whom, and what they’re doing when they’re doing it.
  9. Understand that there are people who have different viewpoints and lifestyles and religious preferences than you, and that the mere existance of such people does not in any way pose a threat to how you live your life.
  10. If you want to talk about winning the war in Iraq, explain what the victory conditions are.  What does "winning" look like?  If you can’t or won’t meet that prerequisite, then get off your soapbox and shut up.
  11. Being famous doesn’t make you better equipped to be a leader, nor does it make your opinions more newsworthy than anybody else’s.
  12. Listen to people you disagree with.  In other words, if you want to know what a "typical liberal" thinks or wants, then listen to a "typical liberal" — not Rush Limbaugh.
  13. Check your source’s sources.  If you are too lazy and/or don’t have the time, that’s cool — but then don’t opine on the subject until you are better informed.

John Avarosis Is Thinking Today

Ken AshfordEducation, Godstuff, Sex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

You can read his post here, or my summary below.

John points out that proponents of intelligent design argue that, even if ID is flawed, schools should "teach the controversy".  And to do that, they argue, schools need to inform students as to what intelligent design actually is.  "Give the students all the arguments for Darwinism and intelligent design, and let them make up their own minds" — that’s the battle cry.

Now as an aside, my point is that good sceince isn’t determined by a popularity contest among sixth graders.   But that’s a digression.

John takes that logic and rhetorically asks, "By the reasoning, shouldn’t children be urged to read Why Heather Has Two Mommies and other gay tolerance books that the religious right has sought to ban from schools?"  After all, if we are going to "teach the controversy" about the origins of life*, then why not "teach the controversy" regarding alternate lifestyles**?

*  Not really a controversy from a scientific standpoint, but a manufactured one

**  A real controversy, although it really shouldn’t be in this day and age

It’s Not Really A “Ceiling” If You Can Raise It At Will

Ken AshfordEconomy & Jobs & DeficitLeave a Comment

WaPo:

Treasury Secretary John W. Snow said yesterday that the United States could be unable to pay its bills in early 2006 unless Congress raises the government’s borrowing authority, which is now capped at $8.18 trillion.

The last time Congress agreed to boost the debt limit was in November 2004 — from $7.38 trillion to the current $8.18 trillion. The government’s statutory borrowing authority was also pushed up in 2002 and 2003.

Snow’s letter did not say how much of a boost to the current debt limit the department would like to see this time.

Instead, Snow implored, "I am writing to request that Congress raise the statutory debt limit as soon as possible."

Republicans control the Congress and the White House.  Republicans.  You know, the party that supposedly is the "fiscally responsible" one?  Don’t talk to me about "tax and spend" Democrats anymore.  We cut the deficit and created a surplus.  Republicans are just borrow and spend.

Speaking Of Whistleblowers…

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Craig Murray was once Britain’s Ambassador to the Central Asian Republic of Uzbekistan.  At the time, he objected — loudly — to the U.S. use of "extraordinary rendition" (and Britain’s complicity in it).  Specifically, Iraqi and Afghani war detainees were transferred by the Americans and Brits to Uzbek security forces, who extracted "torture-tainted" information.

No longer serving in the British government, Murray holds documents which show Britain’s involvement in extraordinary rendition practices.  Sensing the political ramifications (the Brits deny they use torture, too), the Foreign Office demanded that Murray send those documents back, and sought a court order to block their publication.

Sorry, chaps.  You’re too late.  Murray posted the documents on his blog today.

Here’s an example from the "Murray Torture Memos", and a good example of why torture doesn’t work.

At the Khuderbegainov trial I met an old man from Andizhan. Two of his children had been tortured in front of him until he signed a confession on the family’s links with Bin Laden. Tears were streaming down his face. I have no doubt they had as much connection with Bin Laden as I do. This is the standard of the Uzbek intelligence services.

We should remember in all this that Uzbekistan is the last ember of the Stalinist Soviet regime, a fact which is apparently lost on Bush apologists, who love to praise Bush for his "moral clarity".

One More For The Road

Ken AshfordDisasters1 Comment

Zeta_1As you probably know, there were so many hurricanes and tropical storms this year that the National Weather Service used up all of its pre-selected names and had to go to Greek names (Tropical Storm Alpha, Hurricane Beta, etc.).

Mother Nature’s still at it though, and is determined to eat her way through the Greek alphabet before the year’s end. 

Looks like she made it, too.  And just under the wire.  Here’s the link to today’s advisory about Tropical Storm Zeta (pictured right).

UPDATE:  Okay, maybe I’m wrong.  I think they skipped from Epsilon to Zeta.  Cheaters.

Cry Me A River

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Leash1Reuters is reporting that Lynndie England, the U.S. soldier incarcerated for abusing detainees in Iraq (pictured right), was badly burnt in a prison kitchen accident.

Terrie England, Lynndie’s mother was very upset.

England works in the prison’s kitchen, where she suffered second- and possibly third-degree burns from being splattered with grease over her chest as she removed chickens from a tall oven, her mother, Terrie England, said in an interview.

"She was in severe pain," she said of the December 14 incident. "Everybody in the prison heard the scream."

Terrie England, who is caring for England’s infant during her incarceration, faulted prison officials for not giving better treatment during a visit to the emergency room.

"They gave her nothing," she said. "When this happened I was furious. … To think they give you nothing for pain."

Irony’s a bitch, ain’t it, Mrs. England?