On The Leap Second

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Yes, we’re getting an extra second this year, or . . . um . . . next year.  Well, in between years.  Or something.

Today, Steve Martin (yes, that one), speaking in the voice of Bill O’Reilly, reacts to the leap second:

“Look, look, look, look. A leap second is a denial of everything American, of everything good, of everything moral. They’re saying we need this seconds because the earth rotates on its axis and revolves around the earth, well this is the no spin zone. So we don’t need a leap second…."

“Please, don’t let these Darwinian leap-seconders, who believe that the planets revolve around the sun, who believe that rocks are sedimentary, igneous and stalactites, who are innocent dim-wit believers in a faith bordering on hating everything religious like trees and fruitcake, yet, who don’t believe in John 7:12:45:67:89, have their say.

“But you know what I love? Dialogue. Rational dialogue which allows me to say that aliens from a Iraqi loving planet want to abolish Christmas by adding a leap second to the Darwinian anti-God year. Dialogue is what keeps the American system God-loving and anti non-God. It also keeps the anti-God loving non-Iraqi loving insurgent deniers able to voice their hideous so-called opinions over the American loving tolerant airways. And now let’s take some calls.”

The Religious Wars Get Fashionable

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Truereligionheaderf_1 Two stories:

(1)  "Devilish" Jeans A Hot Seller In Sweden

Cheap Monday jeans are a hot commodity among young Swedes thanks to their trendy tight fit and low price, even if a few buyers are turned off by the logo: a skull with a cross turned upside down on its forehead.

Logo designer Bjorn Atldax says he’s not just trying for an antiestablishment vibe.

"It is an active statement against Christianity," Atldax told The Associated Press. "I’m not a Satanist myself, but I have a great dislike for organized religion."

(2)  In God We Dress

This frigid evening in mid-September, a store in Town Center called the Standard Style Boutique is supposed to secure citywide Cosmo-like credibility by nailing its first fashion show. Flumiani and his partners in the store have bet their fashion reputations on the idea that deep-pocketed nightlifers will finally grasp the allure of high-priced clothing. Flumiani wants to launch that revolution, but time is running out.

…In Kansas City, Flumiani has partnered with the Baldwins on a gamble that they could incite a similar reformation here. The team started with the Standard in Kansas. Next fall, they plan to launch their own Standard-affiliated label. Their vision is a brand made for celebrities and those who want to dress like them. Their dream is to convince change-resistant shoppers of the Midwest that their next must-have is a pair of $200 jeans from the Standard.

The catch is that they’ll promote the Standard with Christian values in an industry known for selling with skin. The models have realistic waistlines. They’re sober. And, with a standing-room-only crowd waiting inside Blonde, the novices are nervous. His new cropped pants resemble ravaged capris that might be good for river wading.

Pass the popcorn.

Wrong Investigation

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The Justice Department is starting an investigation into the leak about the secret illegal NSA wiretaps.

Once again, the investigation isn’t about the wiretaps themselves, but about the leaking of the fact of the wiretaps to the press.  You know …trying to determine who the whistleblower is.

Oy.

This is all a nice segue to a guest post at Bradblog by Sibel Edmonds.  Ms. Edmonds was terminated from the FBI after reporting security breaches, cover-up, and blocking of intelligence with national security implications.  Now, she’s the Director of the National Security Whistleblowers Coalition, and her thoughts begin as follows:

Without whistleblowers the public would never know of the many abuses of constitutional rights by the government. Whistleblowers, Truth Tellers, are responsible for the disclosure that President George W. Bush ordered unconstitutional surveillance of American citizens. These constitutional lifeguards take their patriotic oaths to heart and soul: Rather than complying with classification and secrecy orders designed to protect officials engaging in criminal conduct, whistleblowers chose to risk their livelihoods and the wrath of their agencies to get the truth out. But will they be listened to by those who are charged with accountability?

Read the whole thing.

I expect there will be a lot of comparisons in the weeks and months to come between the leak of classified information in L’Affaire Plame compared to the leak of classified information in L’Affaire NSA Wiretaps. 

Hopefully, I’m not stating the obvious, but there certainly is a salient difference between the two: the classified information exposed in the former (Valerie Plame’s CIA status) was not illegal, but the classified information in the latter (the extrajudicial NSA wiretaps) was. 

Legally-speaking, I am not sure (yet) if the federal statutes care about the res of what is leaked.  Covert means covert, regardless of whether the subject matter is covertly legal or covertly illegal.

But politically-speaking, exposing secret illegalities of the intelligence community is far more culpable then exposing the secret status of CIA members as a means to cause embarrassment to political opponents.

In any event, it will be interesting to watch Bush apologists twist and argue that the "rule of law" is important when it comes to the leak of the NSA wiretaps, but not when it comes to the actual NSA wiretaps themselves.  That’s a pretty tough tightrope act.

Vote Early And Often

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World O’Crap started off with something like thirty "candidates", and through voting, it has whittled the pack down to five.

The election?  The "Ultimate Wingnut of 2005".  They are John Hindricket (of Powerline), Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Pastor J. Grant Swank, Jr., and Dr. Mike S. Adams, Ph.D.

You can read samples of their work, and vote, here.

Forever Stupid

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From conservative Powerline blogger Paul Miregoff’s post "Forever Young":

Vietnam and Watergate are seminal events for almost all liberals my age. Vietnam taught them to distrust the use of force by our military, and to despise leaders who aggressively use military force in the name of the national interest. Watergate confirmed that a leader who projects military force overseas for that purpose can be expected to usurp power at home.

These "lessons" were rejected by most baby-boomers even at the time of Vietnam and Watergate. And despite the dominance of Vietnam and Watergate-obsessed boomers in academia, subsequent generations have found the lessons even less worth learning.

Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.

Interestingly, Paul does not explain exactly why he rejects those lessons.  He just does.  Apparently, it is delusion-based, as evidenced by his next paragraph:

The Democratic party, however, has not just learned the lessons, it has internalized them. And to its great detriment. The electoral tide turned against the Democrats during the Vietnam era, and hasn’t turned back. One can argue that the Vietnam/Watergate syndrome — fear of the exercise of American power based on profound distrust of our military, our government, and our motives — is the main cause of the decline of the Democrats.

I don’t know exactly what data points Paul is employing here.  Sure Bush was elected President twice, but barely both times (and it’s still questionable as to the first time).  Prior to that there was eight years of Clinton.  "Electoral tide" that "hasn’t turned back"??  This strikes me as typical conservative if-I-say-it-then-it-must-be-true reasoning.

Paul also ignores the rise in libertarianism, a movement based on "profound distrust" of government.  While that movement hasn’t inured to the benefit of Democrats, it hasn’t helped mainstream conservatism either.

Many liberals seem not to dispute this. In fact, they acknowledge the "failure" of most Americans to embrace "harsh truths," and see this as further evidence that something is wrong with our country ("what’s wrong with Kansas?").

The book is called What’s The Matter With Kansas, and it’s not a book wherein liberals say something is "wrong" with the country — it’s about how conservatives have successfully caused people to vote against their own self-interest.  Conservatives are able to do this by, in part, spreading false information much like Paul’s own post.

Paul says later:

But the Democrats (Hillary Clinton aside) are psychologically incapable, after so long in the wildnerness, of "letting the game come to them." Or perhaps they understand that Iraq is not Vietnam. Thus, they overreach — being too quick to compare Iraq to Vietnam, to eager to insist that we are failing there, and too quick to cry foul over domestic spying that targets mass murderers, not Larry O’Brien and Daniel Ellsberg. And the public recoils.

"Public", to Paul, apparently means "me, the people I associate with, and the people I see on Fox News".  Paul, have you read the public opinion polls lately?  Or, like, ever?

This Is Just Plain Mean

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Some college-age guys pull a fast one on their friend.  They TIVO the winning lottery numbers announcement from the week before.  They then buy  a lottery ticket for the next drawing with those old winning numbers.  On the day of the drawing, they tell a friend (the "victim") to come over, and — oh, yeah — buy a couple of lottery tickets on the way.  When the victim arrives, they surruptitiously switch their ticket with one of the victim’s tickets that he just bought. 

Then they all sit down to watch the "winning lottery numbers" being announced "live".

And it’s all caught on film.

Valerie Plame Is Outted Again

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The Washington couple at the heart of the CIA leak investigation had their cover blown by their small son as they tried to sneak away on vacation on Thursday.

The former spy, who just retired from the agency, and the diplomat have been at the center of a CIA leak scandal that has reached into the White House.

They said they were headed to an undisclosed vacation location with their twins but stopped for a brief interview inside the airport terminal.

"My daddy’s famous, my mommy’s a secret spy," declared the 5-year-old of his parents, former diplomat Joe Wilson and retired CIA operative Valerie Plame.

D’oh!  [Source]

Woman Marries Dolphin

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But don’t worry, moral evangelists.  Even though the dolphin’s name is Cindy, he’s a dude.

Kot_aAnd so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I’m the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Rrrrrrriiiight.

Conservatism And Anti-Intellectualism

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I have been only marginally following the debate between Matt Yglesius and The Corner Kids.  Tom Hilton summarizes:

Our story so far: Jeffrey Hart writes a piece in the Wall Street Journal about the state of modern conservatism (short version: Burke good, DeLay bad–hard to argue with that) in which he makes this observation:

The most recent change occurred in 1964, when its center of gravity shifted to the South and the Sunbelt, now the solid base of "Republicanism." The consequences of that profound shift are evident, especially with respect to prudence, education, intellect and high culture.

This cheeses off the Cornerites, who call it regional prejudice but are really upset because they think Hart is saying they aren’t innelekshuls.

Matt Yglesias (the one who writes for Tapped, not the other two) defends Hart’s regionalist observation, then goes on to say

this is clearly entangled with the rise of a kind of populist anti-intellectualism as an increasingly prominent strain of American conservatism and that, in turn, is a non-trivial break with the past, albeit a break that’s been useful to conservatism’s electoral success.

Matt is clearly right in my view, although — as Hilton notes — the conservative populist anti-intellectualism movement has been around for a long time.  And I honestly cannot get my head around it.   I don’t care what your political persuasion is — do you really want a President who is not among the best and brightest that your party can offer? 

Why do people want a President who is nothing more than an amiable Joe Schmoes who they can go out an have a beer with?  Is being folksy and "one of the guys" an important part of the skill set needed to be leader of the free world (not to mention, as conservatives often do, the Commander-in-Chief)?

You know what happens when we have a "nice guy" as President, who surrounds himself with yes-men who are equally contemptuous of government and education?  We get an inept government.  We get Katrina-like responses.  We get people who disdain and thwart uniquely American concepts like "checks and balances".  We get deficit spending.  As Hilton notes:

For more than 50 years the Republicans have campaigned on anti-intellectualism, courting the massive bloc of voters too insecure to want a president any smarter than they are.

True, and we all pay for it.

The Truth Is Out There

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070705unusualcrafttUFO Casebook’s Best UFO Photographs of 2005

Although Puerto Rico seemed to have a lot of sightings this year (or so it seems), the image at the right was taken in July in Modesto, California:

I took this picture tonight at dusk. At around 8:50 I noticed some kind of craft toward my left that appeared from behind a tree that is in our front yard. I rapidly rotated my camera on its mount and took one picture. There were several brilliant lights that surrounded this craft. It was impossible to make out the shape of the craft because the lights were so brilliant. The lights did not strobe or flash like a normal aircraft array would. Each light glowed with the same intensity and color as a sodium-vapor type street lamp.

If this is a UFO, I think one of its tail-lights (or headlights?) is out.  Am I right?

RELATED:  Speaking of end-of-2005 lists, Jeff Jarvis has a few thoughts:

Gawd, I hate the end of the year. I’d list the top 10 reasons why I hate the end of the year. But I have only one reason: End-of-the-year lists. I hate ‘em.

iMeat

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The hot Christmas present this year was, as expected, a Video iPod.  It looks like someone at Walmart in Hawaii knew this, and played a little prank:

If you got a Video iPod for the holidays this year, you should be thanking your lucky stars it didn’t come from the Hawaiian Keeaumoku Wal-Wart. Rachel Cambra, a mom and an employee of that Wal-Mart store, gave her son a Christmas gift which she believed to be a Video iPod she had put on layaway. But when the big moment arrived on Christmas morning and the present was ripped open, there was no iPod to be found. Just a wrapped-up piece of meat. Yes, I said meat. Not sure what kind of meat, but the fact that it was wrapped made it a little more palatable. Wal-Mart promises to replace the iPod as soon as possible and Apple doesn’t seem to have a comment.

True or urban legend?  Decide for yourself.

Do These People Vote?

Ken AshfordIraq, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

I’m constantly amazed by the incredible ignorance of a relatively large segment of Americans:

Forty-one percent (41%) of U.S. adults believe that Saddam Hussein had "strong links to Al Qaeda."

Twenty-two percent (22%) of adults believe that Saddam Hussein "helped plan and support the hijackers who attacked the United States on September 11."

Twenty-six percent (26%) of adults believe that Iraq "had weapons of mass destruction when the U.S. invaded."

Twenty-four percent (24%) of all adults believe that "several of the hijackers who attacked the United States on September 11 were Iraqis."

Granted, these numbers are an improvement from less than a year ago (when, for example, 47% of those surveyed thought that Saddam helped plan 9/11 — something even the Bush Administration never claimed).  But still, one wonders exactly what is going on with these people.  I mean, we knew as early as September 12, 2001 that none of the hijackers were Iraqi… and one-fourth of the U.S. population thinks otherwise?

And you can’t really blame the media for this one — even Fox News (by and large) gets this basic information correct.

RELATED:  In another survey, 33% of Americans want to see Bush on "Survivor."