Heckling The Hucksters

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0884199487The What Would Jesus Eat Cookbook is a companion book to What Would Jesus Eat health book (both by Don Colbert*)

Favorite Amazon customer review:

FIVE STARS

First I learned what Jesus would eat, and now with this lofty book, Mr. Colbert teaches us just how Jesus would cook it. I find this all to be astonishingly remarkable. Not only how Jesus fed himself during those difficult times in the latter part of those days, but he apparently fed himself AFTER selecting the food and cooking it. That’s amazing stuff folks. I think many here are right when they say it could have been better, because NOWHERE are there any indications of how to turn my tap water into wine, or how to feed my neighborhood with just a can of beef-a-roni and a loaf of bread. So, in this respect, I was greatly disheartened. But, otherwise, this book is the greatest.

–  Jack Dempsey

* Sometimes known as Dr. Don Colbert, author of The Bible Cure For Asthma, The Bible Cure for High Cholesterol, The Bible Cure for Hepatitus C, The Bible Cure For Prostate Disorders, The Bible Cure For Irritable Bowel Syndrome, The Bible Cure For Cancer (that’s right — there’s been a cure for cancer for 2,000 years now, and the reason you don’t know about it is because you haven’t cracked open the Good Book, you heathen!), and The Bible Cure For Overcoming CandidaThe "Bible Cure" series of books is being shilled at Pat Robertson’s CBN website, where you can also get Pat’s special recipe for Age-Defying Protein Pancakes.  (H/T: The Talent Show)

Another Poll

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I’m trying to keep away from posting about polls — there have been many that place Bush well below 40% approval, and heavily into Nixon territory.  There’s not much to say beyond that.

But this one caught my eye.  36%.

What’s so special about a 36% approval poll?  It’s from Fox.

Ouch.

Paranoia As Foreign Policy

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Debate has grown to a fever pitch about the Iraq War — specifically, the intelligence on WMDs.  Defenders of the war seem to be applying inconsistent arguments.

For example, in this RealClearPolitics post countering Kevin Drum’s observations (which I discussed here), writer Tom Bevan notes that as of November 27, 2002, when inspectors resumed inspections in Iraq:

…there was still a general consensus among intelligence agencies around the world – not to mention policy experts and politicians from both sides of the aisle in the U.S. dating back nearly 10 years – about what type of WMD Iraq was potentially concealing.

And that seems to be ARGUMENT ONE from Bush defenders — the intelligent agencies were all in agreement.

But of course, honest Bush defenders quickly defeat their own argument, and Bevan is no exception:

Yes, we now know there were some dissenting opinions in the mix of intelligence, but that only serves to highlight a point that cannot be overstated: our ability to know exactly what Saddam had or didn’t have depended almost exclusively on his willingness to cooperate with the inspection and disarmament process.

We, the people, do now know about dissenting opinions.  We didn’t know then.  [And more evidence is coming out everyday: in the past 24 hours, there have been more documents disclosing that the CIA doubted an Iraq-al Qaeda link.]

But regardless of how intelligence was filtered, the very fact that there were dissents in the intelligence community directly contradicts that meme that the intelligence community was unified in its belief that Saddam posed a threat.

Bevan makes it even worse for himself by admitting:

Intelligence is always flawed and imprecise, even more so when you’re dealing with a closed, paranoid and authoritarian regime like Hussein’s.

This is absolutely true.  More importantly, it was just as true in 2002 as it is now.  And that’s what many of us were saying then: How can you commit American soldier’s lives to a cause based on intelligence which is inherently flawed and imprecise?

Therefore, what Bevan and others like him are basically saying is "Screw the intelligence.  Saddam was a badass and we all know it."

Again, true.  He was a badass in the 1990’s, and before 9/11.  But Bush didn’t propose an invasion then.  In fact, when running for the presidency, Bush rejected the idea of using our military for "nationbuilding".

So what, according to Bevan, did Bush do?

What President Bush did instead was put an end to the decade-long guessing game and place the burden squarely on Saddam Hussein by saying in front of the world: "This is what we think you have. It’s now your responsibility to prove us wrong."

Well, that’s a convenient little spin of recent history.   Bush didn’t articulate what he THOUGHT Saddam had.  He argued for invasion after pegging Saddam as an imminent threat — one who possessed WMDs, and one who had links to al Qaeda.  If Bush were truly interested in knowing what Saddam had or didn’t have, he would have let the inspectors continue their job.

Furthermore, placing the burden of proof on Saddam, when the deck is stacked against him, placed him in an unwinnable situation of having to prove a negative to a skeptical world.  How does Saddam prove the non-existence of WMDs?  How does he prove he has no substantive connections to al Qaeda?  How does he prove anything to people like Bevan who wouldn’t trust anything he says anyway?  Call it a "kangaroo court of world opinion", because nothing Saddam could conceiveably have done would have satisifed people like Bevan.

So it wasn’t intelligence that got us into Iraq.  And it wasn’t a desire to find the truth about what Saddam really had.  It was, quite bluntly, paranoia.  9/11-inspired fear of olive-skinned evildoers.   Saddam fit the bill, but unlike Osama, we knew where he was.  That’s why we went in there.

I agree with Matt Yglesius that the right wing talking points are falling into two contrary positions:

The right’s put two related narratives out there about the administration and the intelligence community which people need to recognize as directly contradictory. On the one hand, we’re supposed to believe that the White House was just the victim of bad intel coming from the professionals. On the other hand, we’re supposed to believe that the IC is ridden with die-hard Bush-hating anti-war types who are planting all these negative articles in the press. But of course if theory two is right, then theory one can’t also be right.

Theory two is getting some traction.  In fact, it looks like some on the right are attempting to engage in swiftboating the CIA/intelligence community.  I’m not sure how smart that is.

Ali Bumbaye*

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AlibushNice video of a Muslim telling Bush he’s crazy.

Bet Ali could take him, too.  Even now.

All together now: Ali Bumbaye!!*

* Shout from Africans leading up to, and during, the Ali-Foreman "Rumble In the Jungle".  Roughly translates to "Ali, kill him!"

Walmart Hates Xmas?

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Off the top of my head, I can think of many many reasons to boycott Walmart:

  • Walmart discriminates against female workers (hence, the class action lawsuit)
  • Walmart discriminates against minorities (hence, the class action lawsuit)
  • Walmart employs illegal immigrants, which is against the law
  • Walmart mistreats its immigrant workers, which is against decency
  • Walmart pays crap wages (the average salary for an associate is BELOW the poverty line)
  • Walmart fails to provide health care to many of its workers (which means they receive MediCare, which you pay for)
  • Walmart busts unions
  • Walmart hurts small businesses and hurts local economies
  • Walmart outsources to non-American companies (China, mostly)
  • Walmart is the poster boy for urban blight (not to mention rural blight)
  • Walmart violates many environmental laws
  • Walmart gets away with this shit by being heavy GOP contributors
  • Walmart insists on having a hyphen (or worse, a star) in the middle of its name, which I reject

But the dumbest reason to boycott Walmart is because — I’m not making this up — it has "banned Christmas".

That’s right.  According to WorldNutDaily, some Catholic advocacy group wants to boycott Walmart because it has in effect "banned Christmas" while promoting Kwanzaa and Hanukkah.

Even a cursory glance at the evidence shows that the real problem for the conservative Christians is not that Christmas has been "banned" by Walmart.  (And why would Walmart — Walmart of all places — want to ban Christmas??)

What the religious bigots truly hate is the promotion of Kwanzaa and Hanukkah. 

To these religious bigots, it’s either all-Christmas or nothing.  And if you promote holidays from other religions along with Christmas, then, yes, Christianity is being "persecuted".

Walmartscreencap1Check this out.  The leader of the boycott movement is a man named Bill Donahue, from the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights (website).

He points out, and WND [WorldNetDaily] confirmed, that when using the company’s [Walmart’s] online search engine, if the world "Hanukkah" is entered, 200 items for sale are returned. The term "Kwanzaa" yields 77.  But when "Christmas" is entered, the message returned says: "We’ve brought you to our ‘Holiday’ page based on your search."

Absolutely correct.  Try it yourself by following the links above. 

The number of Walmart items for sale for "Christmas" are so large, that rather than list them all, Walmart sets up and entire webpage section (see screen capture above), where it is further subdivided by the type of product (Christmas wreaths, lawn decor, ornaments, stockings, gift baskets, etc.). 

Still, if you tally up all the Christmas items for sale at Walmart through a secondary link, you get 7,970 "Christmas" items.

So let’s recap:

  1. 77          =     Kwanzaa-related items for sale at Walmart
  2. 200       =      Hanukkah-related items for sale at Walmart
  3. 7,970   =     Christmas-related items for sale at Walmart

Response from the Catholic League:

"Wal-Mart is practicing discrimination," Donohue maintains.

Ooookay.  If you say so.  Fortunately, Donahue elaborates more at the Catholic League website:

Searches for Hanukkah and Kwanzaa direct customers to the Jewish and African-American holiday sections, but searches for Christmas are directed to the ‘Holiday’ section.  Ergo, Wal-Mart discriminates in its treatment of Christmas. 

Um . . . no, Mr. Donahue.  There is no Hannukah and Kwanzaa "section".  There is merely a sprawling search result list, like what you get when you do a Google search.  In fact, Walmart treats Christmas BETTER, because unlike Kwanzaa and Hanukkah, it has its own special "holiday" section.

But logic and fact sure doesn’t stop Bill "Hollywood Likes Anal Sex" Donahue from making an ass of himself.  Merry Xmas, jerk.

Wishful Thinking

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L.A. Times:

With the Supreme Court nomination process for Judge Samuel A. Alito Jr. on hold until hearings in early January, the Senate Judiciary Committee changed course Wednesday to address whether sessions of the court Alito hopes to join should be televised.

Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.), the committee’s chairman, told a hearing that opening the Supreme Court to television coverage would be "an enormously useful tool for public understanding" and would allow the American people to properly evaluate how their government functions.

Right.  Because our inability to tear ourselves away from C-SPAN has turned all of us into such a bunch of  political geniuses.

God To Dover, PA: “You’re On Your Own”

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As I discussed here, the town of Dover, PA sent a strong message to members of their local school board who wanted to stick intelligent design into the public school science curriculum.  And that message was "You are no longer on the local school board."  Yup, all eight pro-I.D. board members were voted out of office.

Well God, it seems, has a message for the people of Dover: "Don’t turn to me for help".

Okay.  God didn’t say that, so much as God’s self-appointed spokeperson, Pat Robertson.  Here’s what he said on the 700 Club:

"I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover. If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there."

Jeez. Sounds like God is running a protection racket:

MobsterGod:  Lovely town you’ve got here, people of Dover Pennsylvania.

Dover, PA:  Thank you, our Lord and Savior.

God:  Be a shame if something happened to it.

Dover, PA:  Um . . . What do you mean, o merciful one?

God:  Oh, nothing, nothing.  It’s just that . . . well, things break, you know what I mean?

Dover, PA:  Things break?

God:  Sure.  Levees bust, flood waters rise, you know.  Seen New Orleans lately?

Dover, PA:  Yeah, we saw. 

God:  A real city of sin.  Women showing their tits and all.  Party, party, party.  No values.  No morals.  Suddenly one day, it’s gone.  I’m just saying….

Dover, PA:  So, you’re going to hurt us?

God (laughing):  No, no, no, no.  I’m your friend, Dovey baby.  I don’t want anything to happen to you

Dover, PA:  Oh, phew!!  Thank God!  Um, thank you!

God:  How many people live here?

Dover, PA:  Roughly 1,915 people, sir.  That’s the most recent estimate.

God (gives impressed whistle):  1,915 people!  Imagine that!  Be a real shame if they all turned into dust.

Dover, PA:  Turned into dust?

God:  Things pulverize.  Towns burn.  Ain’t that right, Patty Boy?

Robertson:  Oh, sure.   Can never be too sure these days, boss.

God:  There, Dovey.  You see?  Patty Boy agrees with me.

Robertson (removes fedora from head):  Real pity about those people in New Orleans.

God (removes halo from head):  Yeah.  Real pity. 

Robertson (shakes head):  So sad.

[Pause]

God (replacing halo over head):  Now Dovey, about this intelligent design thing….

ANWR Okay For Now

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Good news:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Republican leaders in the U.S. House of Representatives abandoned, at least temporarily, a drive to open Alaska’s National Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling after concluding on Wednesday the initiative was threatening passage of a huge bill to cut spending.

"ANWR and OCS will be out" of the legislation, said House Budget Committee Chairman Jim Nussle, an Iowa Republican.

Besides the Alaska oil drilling initiative, the House spending-reduction bill had also called for opening outer-continental shelf, or offshore areas, to oil and gas drilling.

“Unhinged” Begins At Home

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I’ve been having fun with Michelle Malkin lately re: her recent attempts to protray all liberals as "unhinged".

But this beats all:

Suddenly, [he] turned to me, yelling "Don’t take my picture…" I wondered why he was yelling, but lowered my camera. There were other, equally important people whose pictures I had yet to take. Suddenly, he lunged out at me, shouting, "Don’t fuck with me, or I’m going to kill you!" He grabbed my arm and tried to grab my camera, continuing to spew insults and death threats. The civilized scholar had suddenly transformed into an uncontrollable savage.

Another "unhinged" liberal?  Nope, Malkin’s husband.

Drum Shoots, Scores

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Rightwing bloggers are all abuzz about a Normen Podhoretz commentary, defending the Bush run-up to the war.

Kevin Drum tears the whole thing down:

MARKETING THE WAR….Ah. I see that Norman Podhoretz has an essay in Commentary purporting to show that George Bush didn’t lie about Iraqi WMD before the war. His basic case is that lots of people — including some liberals — believed that Iraq had WMD, so obviously the president did nothing wrong.

Fair enough. Lots of people did believe that Iraq had WMD before the war. The problem Podhoretz doesn’t bother wrestling with, however, is that after the war concluded we discovered that there were also a fair number of people who had been skeptical about Iraqi WMD. INR, for example, thought the African uranium was bogus. DIA thought our prime witness for Iraqi-al-Qaeda WMD collaboration was lying. The Air Force found the evidence on drones to be laughable. DOE didn’t believe in the aluminum tubes. None of these dissents was acknowledged by the Bush administration.

Nor does Podhoretz apply himself to the entire period before the war. He stops his investigation at the end of 2002. But that’s not when we went to war. We went to war in March 2003, and by that time UN inspectors had been combing Iraq for months with the help of U.S. intelligence. They found nothing, and an increasing chorus of informed minds was starting to wonder if perhaps there was nothing there. In response, President Bush and his supporters merely amped up their certainty that Saddam was hiding something.

And of course there’s the nukes. As Podhoretz surely knows, the evidence for an Iraqi nuclear program was always weak, and once the inspections started the evidence rapidly fell to zero. That kind of thing is just too hard to hide. The warnings of mushroom clouds, however, continued unabated.

Unless you think that going to war is no more serious than planning a marketing campaign for a new brand of toothpaste, all of this contrary evidence should have been publicized and acknowledged along with all the evidence that went in the other direction. It wasn’t. Given this, the fact that so many people believed that Saddam had an active WMD program simply doesn’t perform the analytic heavy lifting that Podhoretz thinks it does.

In any case, if it’s really true that the Bush administration did nothing to spin, exaggerate, or lie about WMD before the war, why are war supporters so relentlessly trying to suppress any congressional investigation into this? You’d think they’d welcome it instead. For a bunch of innocent bystanders, they sure are acting awfully guilty.

Intelligent Design Update

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I was going to do a good news/bad news post, but Tristero at Hullabaloo beat me.  What follows is (mostly) his:

Win Some, Lose Some

Good news:

All eight members up for re-election to the [Dover] Pennsylvania school board that had been sued for introducing the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in biology class were swept out of office yesterday by a slate of challengers who campaigned against the intelligent design policy.

[SNIP]

The election will not alter the facts on which the judge must decide the case. But if the intelligent design policy is defeated in court, the new school board could refuse to pursue an appeal. It could also withdraw the policy, a step that many challengers said they intended to take.

"We are all for it being discussed, but we do not want to see it in biology class," said Judy McIlvaine, a member of the winning slate. "It is not a science."

Bad news:

The fiercely split Kansas Board of Education voted 6 to 4 on Tuesday to adopt new science standards that are the most far-reaching in the nation in challenging Darwin’s theory of evolution in the classroom.

[SNIP]

Among the most controversial changes was a redefinition of science itself, so that it would not be explicitly limited to natural explanations.

[SNIP]

"This is a sad day, not just for Kansas kids, but for Kansas," Janet Waugh of Kansas City, Kan., one of four dissenting board members, said before the vote. "We’re becoming a laughingstock not only of the nation but of the world."

[SNIP]

In the standing-room-only crowd in the small board room for Tuesday’s session were two dozen high school students fulfilling an assignment for government class by attending the public meeting. They shook their heads at the decision.

"We’re glad we’re seniors," said Hannah Teeter, 17, from Shawnee Mission West, a high school in Overland Park, a suburb of Kansas City. "I feel bad for all the kids that are younger than us that they have to be taught things that aren’t science in science class."

The Kansas story is both amusing and sad.  A school board redefines what "science" is?

I’m going to run for school board and redefine "algebra" as the giving out of candy . . . to me.

UPDATE:  Crooked Timber has the same idea:

According to CNN, in addition to mandating that students be told that some basic Darwinian ideas “have been challenged in recent years by fossil evidence and molecular biology,” the board also decided to help themselves to a bit more, too:

In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.

Priceless. Unfortunately they didn’t adopt my suggestion that science be further redefined to include sitting at home drinking a beer and watching the game on TV. This would have greatly enhanced my weekend contributions to science.

But seriously, folks, religious liberal Amy Sullivan weighs the Dover, PA and Kansas stories . . . and is, on the whole, optimistic:

Dover is not some bastion of liberal politics; it’s more like Kansas than parts of Kansas are. If I had to make a prediction, I’d say that’s a better indication of where the intelligent design fight is going than the Kansas decision. It’s not a court striking down intelligent design, but voters taking matters into their own hands and deciding enough is enough.

Bill Moyers Breathes Fire

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From a speech to a Texas audience at a fundraiser, September 30, 2005, now available online:

The phenomenon of our time is how the religious, political, and corporate right, under the cloak of ‘moral values,’ has forged a mighty coalition for the looting of America. With one hand they stretch upward for the pearly gates, and with the other they reach down and behind your back to pick your pocket or your purse.

Their appointed poster boy is George W. Bush. Everything he knows, he learned here in Texas. Unfortunately. I don’t mean this as a knock on your schools. What I mean is that the system here is rigged to assure the political progeny needed to perpetuate itself with minimum interference from the nuisances of liberal democracy. You remember liberal democracy:  the rule of law, the protection of individual and minority rights, checks and balances against arbitrary power, an independent press, and the separation of church and state. But George W. Bush was nurtured by a dynasty of patronage and privilege that mocks those values, a system that owes its perpetuation to a permanent fix. the Observer got it right some years ago: “The men who run the Lone Star State, through a tacit but powerful interlocking directorate of politicians and corporation executives, are perpetrating and perpetuating a monstrous deception on the public” – namely, the illusion of self-government.

The crowd that came to Washington from Texas arrived like atheists at the Vatican – they don’t believe in government – except as the means for aggrandizing their autonomy, wealth, and privilege.

Read the whole thing.