JeffJim GannonGuckert Stupid Journalism Question Du Jour

Ken AshfordRight Wing and Inept MediaLeave a Comment

Every day on his website, our favorite bald gay winger prostitute and fake reporter posts a question that he would have asked if he were still allowed to pollute the White House press pool.

Today’s question:

March 16, 2005

"Does the White House want greater powers to more thoroughly investigate any and all journalists that ask to attend press briefings?"

Translation:

"I sense that I am no longer a big topic any more.  Can we talk about me and me-related things again?"

Hillary Bitchslaps Alan

Ken AshfordEconomy & Jobs & DeficitLeave a Comment

Via Kos:

Interesting exchange on the Senate floor yesterday.

Alan Greenspan and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton clashed briefly Tuesday over rosy surplus forecasts the Federal Reserve chairman relied on to support President Bush’s 2001 tax cuts, estimates that turned out to be considerably off the mark.

"It turns out that we were all wrong," Greenspan conceded at a Senate hearing.

"Just for the record, we were not all wrong, but many people were wrong," Clinton, D-N.Y., quickly shot back.

Bravo. It was Republicans and Bush and Greenspan who were wrong. Greenspan is a hack like the rest of the Bush administration and congressional Republicans, and it’s good to see more Democrats start pointing it out.

A Lot of Pennies

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1pen_a This is a penny.  We all know how big it is, how much space it takes.  But what about a thousand pennies?  A million pennies?  Can you visualize it? 

The MegaPenny Project might be able to help you realize just how big some numbers (like a billion) really is.  For example:

This is a thousand pennies.

Thousand_cube_a_1

This is a million pennies.

One_mill_a_1

This is a hundred million pennies.

Hundred_mill_a_1

And this is ten billion pennies.

Ten_bill_a_1

Pretty cool, huh?

The So-Called Nuclear Option

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How to fight:

Democratic Leader Harry Reid’s Letter to Bill Frist

March 15, 2005

Dear Majority Leader Frist:

During President Bush’s first four years in office, the Senate confirmed 204 judicial nominees and withheld its consent to only 10 nominations, a confirmation rate of over 95%. Last year the federal court vacancy rate reached its lowest level in 15 years. Nonetheless, in recent press reports you have threatened to use extraordinary parliamentary tactics allowing the Republican majority to rubberstamp the handful of nominees already rejected and all future Bush nominees.

On behalf of every Democratic Senator, I urge you and your colleagues to reconsider this course of action, which would remove one of the constitutional checks and balances that has served our country so well for over two centuries. I also want to describe the likely effect of this so-called "nuclear option" on the operation of the Senate.

The role of the Senate in the confirmation of presidential nominees is a central element of our democracy. The Framers of the Constitution created a system of checks and balances to limit the power of each branch of government, and in that way to protect the rights of the American people. The Senate’s review of judicial nominees is especially important because federal judges are the only government officials to receive lifetime appointments. These men and women will serve on the federal bench for decades, making far-reaching decisions that affect all Americans.

Every citizen has an enormous stake in this debate. Federal judges apply the laws that Congress passes to protect the environment, guard against discrimination and punish criminals. They give life to the First Amendment guarantee of free speech, the free exercise of religion and other vital constitutional rights. The Senate’s role in the confirmation of judges is as important as any of our duties.

The power to confirm judges includes the right to use well-established Senate rules to reject nominees. No one has seriously doubted that right in over 200 years, and Senators have exercised it in recent times. Of course that right should be exercised responsibly — while Republicans are concerned about the treatment of President Bush’s judicial nominees, Democrats were concerned about the Senate’s treatment of President Clinton’s judicial nominees, more than 60 of whom were denied a vote by the full Senate.

I am willing to work with you to improve the procedures by which the President seeks the advice of Senators with regard to nominations and the procedures by which the Senate considers whether to grant its consent, consistent with constitutional checks and balances. But to alter these procedures unilaterally would be an unprecedented abuse of power. The Senate should not become like the House of Representatives, where the majority manipulates the rules to accommodate its momentary needs.

Democrats in the Senate may be in the minority, but we represent millions of American citizens. The nuclear option would deny these Americans their rightful voice in the governance of the nation. Moreover, we will not always be in the minority. The nuclear option would trample on the rights of whichever group of Americans — Republicans or Democrats — happen to be represented by the Senate minority at any given time.

Listen to the words of two of our great Senate Leaders: Former Republican Leader Howard Baker wrote in 1993 that limiting the right to extended debate "would topple one of the pillars of American Democracy: the protection of minority rights from majority rule. The Senate is the only body in the federal government where these minority rights are fully and specifically protected." And half a century earlier, Democratic Leader and later President Lyndon Johnson said: "In this country, a majority may govern but it does not rule. The genius of our constitutional and representative government is the multitude of safeguards provided to protect minority interests."

The Senate conducts most of its business by cooperation and consent. The minority provides that consent with the expectation that the courtesies it extends to the majority will be met with respect for minority rights. And no Senate right is more fundamental than the right to debate. Should the majority choose to break the rules that give us that right, the majority should not expect to receive cooperation from the minority in the conduct of Senate business.

Of course Democrats would never block legislation vital to our troops or other national security interests, and we will help ensure that critical government services continue to function for the American people. Beyond that very limited scope, however, we will be reluctant to enter into any consent agreement that facilitates Senate activities, even on routine matters. Just this year we passed the class action and bankruptcy bills under procedures negotiated in good faith between the majority and the minority. We would decline to provide such cooperation in the future if you implement the nuclear option.

There is a better way. Working together, I believe we can discharge the Senate’s constitutional duty to consider judicial nominees in a fair and sensible manner. If you abandon the nuclear option, I can assure you that Senate Democrats will cooperate with you to consider legislation and nominations. We will exercise our procedural rights in a responsible fashion, cognizant of the President’s prerogatives. We will do our part to preserve the bipartisanship that defines the Senate and that serves the nation so well.

Sincerely,

HARRY REID Democratic Leader

Project Steve

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I just found out about this.  This is great.  This is how you win debates — with humor and snarkiness.  From the National Center for Science Education ("Defending the Teaching of Evolution in Public Schools"):

NCSE’s "Project Steve" is a tongue-in-cheek parody of a long-standing creationist tradition of amassing lists of "scientists who doubt evolution" or "scientists who dissent from Darwinism." (For examples of such lists, see the FAQs.)

Creationists draw up these lists to convince the public that evolution is somehow being rejected by scientists, that it is a "theory in crisis." Most members of the public lack sufficient contact with the scientific community to know that this claim is totally unfounded. NCSE has been exhorted by its members to compile a list of thousands of scientists affirming the validity of the theory of evolution, but although we easily could have done so, we have resisted such pressure. We did not wish to mislead the public into thinking that scientific issues are decided by who has the longer list of scientists!

Project Steve mocks this practice with a bit of humor, and because "Steves" are only about 1% of scientists, it incidentally makes the point that tens of thousands of scientists support evolution. And it honors the late Stephen Jay Gould, NCSE supporter and friend.

We’d like to think that after Project Steve, we’ll have seen the last of bogus "scientists doubting evolution" lists, but it’s probably too much to ask. We do hope that at least when such lists are proposed, reporters and other citizens will ask, "but how many Steves are on your list!?"

The statement reads:

Evolution is a vital, well-supported, unifying principle of the biological sciences, and the scientific evidence is overwhelmingly in favor of the idea that all living things share a common ancestry. Although there are legitimate debates about the patterns and processes of evolution, there is no serious scientific doubt that evolution occurred or that natural selection is a major mechanism in its occurrence. It is scientifically inappropriate and pedagogically irresponsible for creationist pseudoscience, including but not limited to "intelligent design," to be introduced into the science curricula of our nation’s public schools.

Read the FAQs.

The Band Wagon

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B0007939mk01lzzzzzzz_1 The greatest movie musical of all time — yes, even better than "Singing in the Rain" — is Vincent Minelli’s "The Band Wagon", with Fred Astaire and Cyd Charisse.  If you enjoy old movie musicals and still haven’t seen this, then what the hell are you doing claiming that you enjoy old movie musicals?

And the really good news is that they are coming out with a special edition two-DVD set.  Oh boy oh boy oh boy — thank you, "they"!

By the way, for those wondering if Nanette Fabray is dead or alive . . . she’s alive.  Just not very busy . . .

Republicans and War

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From E&P:

Gallup: Americans Don’t Like Syria, Iran, N. Korea, but Don’t Want War

A new Gallup Poll released today shows that while Americans have very negative opinions of Syria, North Korea, and Iran, by very wide margins they do not want to go to war with them. Still, about 4 in 10 Republicans would support "military action" against each of the countries.

In the total sample, two in three oppose military action against Iran (66%), Syria (65%), or North Korea (62%).

This comes despite the three countries’ low favorable ratings: Syria (25%), North Korea (12%), and Iran (12%).

As usual these days, sharp partisan splits are apparent. Some 46% of Republicans would support military action against North Korea, compared with just 26% of independents and 23% of Democrats. For Iran it breaks down similarly (43%-23%-17%) and Syria (39%-23%-13%).

Support for military action against Iran has declined, however, since January 2002, shortly after 9/11 and President Bush’s “axis of evil” speech. Back then 71% said they would back military action against Iran.

Okay, well, if Republicans are so gung-ho for wars against Iran, Syria, and North Korea, then I suggest they drive their kids to the recruitment stations right now.  Let THEM fight it.

You Go, Seniors!

Ken AshfordSocial SecurityLeave a Comment

The good news is that Bush’s social security privitization scheme hasn’t worked.  The better news is why it hasn’t worked.  Jon Chait explains:

The main reason is that the public is not quite as selfish as the conservatives thought.

The privatizers’ weakest assumption turned out to be their belief that the elderly would support privatization if they knew they wouldn’t be affected. For weeks, as polls have shown rising hostility to privatization, GOP pollsters and strategists have conceded that they need to do more to reassure seniors on this point. Bush has obligingly harped on it at every stop.

Yet senior citizens overwhelmingly oppose Bush’s approach. And it’s not because they think their benefits will be cut – polls show they overwhelmingly they buy his reassurances. As today’s Post reports:

By and large, the elderly do understand the president has promised not to touch their Social Security checks, according to polling.

But that is not relevant to their political opposition, Smorodin said, noting that older people also worry that pension benefit cuts will hurt their children and grandchildren.

At 69, Gene Wallace knows the White House’s proposal would have no impact on his Social Security check, but if Bush believes that will silence the Republican mayor of Coldwater, Mich., Wallace grumbled, "he’s all wet."

"I’m a parent as well as a grandparent. Somewhere along the line, they are going to be eligible for retirement assistance," he said, with all the energy he could muster three weeks after open-heart surgery. "It’s everybody’s concern what happens to this country."

I find this pretty heartwarming. Who wouldn’t?

Very heartwarming!

Bush Administration Loves Orwell

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From WaPo:

Administration Rejects Ruling On PR Videos

GAO Called Tapes Illegal Propaganda

By Christopher Lee

Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, March 15, 2005; Page A21

The Bush administration, rejecting an opinion from the Government Accountability Office, said last week that it is legal for federal agencies to feed TV stations prepackaged news stories that do not disclose the government’s role in producing them.

That message, in memos sent Friday to federal agency heads and general counsels, contradicts a Feb. 17 memo from Comptroller General David M. Walker. Walker wrote that such stories — designed to resemble independently reported broadcast news stories so that TV stations can run them without editing — violate provisions in annual appropriations laws that ban covert propaganda.

But Joshua B. Bolten, director of the Office of Management and Budget, and Steven G. Bradbury, principal deputy assistant attorney general at the Justice Department, said in memos last week that the administration disagrees with the GAO’s ruling. And, in any case, they wrote, the department’s Office of Legal Counsel, not the GAO, the investigative arm of Congress, provides binding legal interpretations for federal agencies to follow.

The legal counsel’s office "does not agree with GAO that the covert propaganda prohibition applies simply because an agency’s role in producing and disseminating information is undisclosed or ‘covert,’ regardless of whether the content of the message is ‘propaganda,’ " Bradbury wrote. "Our view is that the prohibition does not apply where there is no advocacy of a particular viewpoint, and therefore it does not apply to the legitimate provision of information concerning the programs administered by an agency."

Read the whole thing, but this makes my stomach turn.  Even IF it is technically legal, isn’t this sort of thing just plain wrong???

In an interview yesterday, Walker said the administration’s approach is both contrary to appropriations law and unethical.

"This is more than a legal issue. It’s also an ethical issue and involves important good government principles, namely the need for openness in connection with government activities and expenditures," Walker said. "We should not just be seeking to do what’s arguably legal. We should be doing what’s right."

Thank you for agreeing.

Bible Translation Causes Controversy

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From the Daily Telegraph:

One of the world’s most widely read Bibles, the New International Version, has been modernised by a team of 15 American and British scholars and is published today.

Gone is the word "aliens", which the academics thought was invariably associated in the minds of the younger generation with extra-terrestrials. It is replaced with "foreigners".

Even the term "saints" is deemed to be too "ecclesiastical" and has been banished, to be replaced with "God’s chosen people". The Virgin Mary is no longer "with child"; she is "pregnant".

And, to the dismay of traditionalists, who will suspect a feminist agenda, "inclusive" language has been introduced throughout.

Where the original read: "When God created Man, he made him in the likeness of God"; the new version says: "When God created human beings, he made them in the likeness of God."

For those unfamiliar with the punishments meted out in Biblical times to blasphemers and adulterers, the new version is also helpful, changing "Naboth has been stoned and is dead" to "Naboth has been stoned to death".

More than 45,000 changes – about seven per cent of the text – have been made. Even the title has been changed to Today’s New International Version.

The new version has already caused a stir in the United States, however. Paige Patterson, a former president of the Southern Baptist Convention, said that the translators had gone beyond trying to clarify meaning.

"They have an agenda – to attempt to force egalitarian and even feminist perspectives on readers in the name of translation," he said.

And the MEN who wrote the Bible DIDN’T have an agenda? 

Look, updating the Bible to reflect common English ain’t nothing new.  Of course, stuck-up elitist idiots like Michelle Malkin probably think the Bible she reads now was originally written in English.

JeffJim GannonGuckert Stupid Question du Jour

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

Let’s see what JeffJim would ask today:

While I am on hiatus from the White House briefing room, I’m going to post the question I would have asked had I been there.  It will be interesting to see if anyone else asks it.

March 15, 2005

"Please comment on Monday’s ruling by a California judge that declared that state’s ban on gay marriage to be unconstitutional.  How does that square with the President’s position on the issue?"

The answer, JeffJim, is that the President believes in federalism, where states get to determine what is best for themselves.  Right?  Right?