Better than anything on SYTYCD, as far as I'm concerned. Give yourself a couple of minutes and hit play… you'll thank me later:
Your Pants Are Lying To You
I knew it. Esquire did an investigation. You can read about it here, but this graph sums it up nicely: See, they try to flatter you by making you think you are thinner than you are.
Marriage and Hurricane Survival Tips
I've combined them… Quickly find shelter atop nearest roof, tree or pier. The best way to ensure a long-lasting marriage is to keep your individual needs out of it. Run through torrents of rain screaming, "I warned you all!" while clutching placards emblazoned with apocalyptic Bible verses. Treat your partner with respect. Don't hit him/her in front of relatives. A … Read More
Random Acts of Fictional Hatred
I hate Flo, the spokeswoman for Progressive Insurance. I want to punch her in her fictional face every time she opens her mouth with that annoying voice. I just need to get that off my chest. On the other hand, the actress who plays Flo seems to be nice enough, and was with the Groundlings. So, you know… a plus … Read More
Improv Anywhere Goes To The Beach — A Black Tie Event
Several hundred “agents” from Improv Anywhere went to the beach this weekend dressed to the nines, much to the surprise of onlookers. From their website: Photos: – Agent Scott’s set (165 photos)– Agent Sokoler’s set (146 photos)– Agent Fountain’s set (89 photos) For those of you who were not there – we had several hundred agents spend a day at the beach at Coney Island / … Read More
Answer: 1997
"What is the year that Mickey Rourke's face took a sudden turn for the worse?" is the question. I come to this conclusion after looking at this series of photos of Mickey Rourke's face over time.
Awesome Girl Quits Her Job Awesomely
Jenny emails a "goodbye" to her boss and twenty co-workers. Link
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even As Decided To Use Even Go Want To Do Look More Like?
Good thing there is Yahoo Answers for questions like this:
I May Be Uncool, But At Least I’m Smug About It
Three things I don't care about which is why I'm glad I'm not in my teens: That series of vampire movies, i.e. whether that girl ends up marrying a vampire or a werewolf… Twilight, right? http://countdowntiljustinbieberturns18.com/ Silly bands or whatever that colored crap is around your wrists Also….
Google Voice Translation — Not Bad, But….
A Google-transcribed voicemail, left for me yesterday: Hey Kenny, it's me. Drive-ins reversal and that running late, pants, but I think I'll take a little. Anyway, I hope you're doing well. Talk to you later. Bye.