They Would Have Died That Day, But Instead….

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…. they found each other.  Awwwwww: While waiting in La Guardia airport for his flight back home to Charlotte, North Carolina, on January 15, 2009, Ben Bostic happened to notice Laura Zych, a chic, pretty brunette. She ended up on the same plane, but not the same row. “I would have totally forgotten about it,” he said later, “if it … Read More

I’ll Weigh In on This

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And by "this", I mean this. It seems to me that if your neighbors are accusing you of being "white trash", then spraying painting the side of your house with Hitler references tends to re-enforce their point, not yours.   Just sayin'.

This Is Getting Out Of Hand….

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I'll ask again: It's just a tray, right? I mean, it's not that big, and it's what — white, with a little blue and red paint on the edge.  That's all it is, right?  I mean – even the Shamwow had a little bit of innovation…. Let's not get carried away…..

From Our Mail Bag

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Commentor Ben Burnett passed along something amusing that it too good not to share: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I … Read More

Best Protest Signs Of 2009

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The Huffington Post selected their favorites, and I selected mine from theirs. Some of these are unwittingly funny (the signholder was displaying their ignorance); others were, for lack of a better phrase, "sign-crashing"; others were just plain clever (especially, it seems, the ones for gay rights/Prop 8 — I'll leave it to you to figure out which ones those are). … Read More

What’s Your Secret?

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People who like the website "PostSecret" will like this video by Frank Warren (who created PostSecret) in which he asks one question: What's Your Secret?  Funny, moving, shocking… it's all there: PostSecret: Confessions on Life, Death and God from Frank Warren on Vimeo.

“Ummmm… Okay”

Ken AshfordRandom Musings, Sex/Morality/Family Values3 Comments

That's my reaction to the news that three-times married TV icon Meredith Baxter Burney, (the mom on Family Ties) has announced that she is gay. It's also my reaction to the news that Facebook is getting rid of regional networks. And while I'm being non-plussed, you can file this under "Things I Already Suspected To Be True"

Man Discovers His Biological Father Is Charles Manson

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That's gotta mess with ya: A Gandhi-following, peace-loving, free-spirited vegetarian who was adopted at birth has discovered the worst possible thing a son could find out about his father – his dad is Charles Manson. "It’s like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father," said Matthew Roberts, a Los Angeles disc jockey. A curious Roberts, 41, began investigating his … Read More

Galileo’s Fingers Found

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CNN: Two fingers cut from the hand of Italian astronomer Galileo nearly 300 years ago have been rediscovered more than a century after they were last seen, an Italian museum director said Monday. They were purchased recently at an auction by a person who brought them to the Museum of the History of Science in Florence, suspecting what they were, … Read More