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In case you get confused… Click on it to embiggen. And don't forget the literal video version….

It really is, and I have to work! Anyway, you know what to do….

But not just any pony. I want one of those minature ponies. But not just any minature pony, but a "special" minature pony that was born with a dwarfism birth defect. Put bluntly, I want Koda.

… then you probably better watch what you write: [Source]

This is an interesting interactive graph from the New York Times. I have nothing profound to say about it — it's just interesting (and kinda cool).

For about two hours. A Denial of Service attack. It's up now. But for two hours this morning, millions of Americans wanted to Twitter things like: "I'm thinking about getting a burrito" or "Paula Abdul is leaving Idol? WTF?" or "OMG.  Twitter is down!" and they couldn't. Now they can. And all is right with the world, I guess.

Ken is making good, well informed decisions. Ken is going to bed at a very reasonable hour. Ken is drinking only on occasion, and even then it's just one or two. Ken quit smoking several months ago without any apparent difficulty. Ken is in no way involved, currently nor in the past, with a married woman, regardless of what anyone … Read More

You know how there are some roads where they put in a series of grooved pavement sections to get you to wake up or slow down (because, say, there's a toll booth ahead) as you're driving?  When your car goes over them, it kind of makes a series of tones. Someone got the bright idea to adjust the height and … Read More

Making the web rounds is this series of voicemails to a woman from a really really really bad “smooth talker”.  One of those things that can’t be described — you just have to listen for yourself.  Enjoy. A YouTube spoof: A YouTube re-enactment: Part II of the same: And a re-enactment of Olga:

This is a real bill: U.S. Senator Sam Brownback today with Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) introduced the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009. “This legislation works to ensure that our society recognizes the dignity and sacredness of human life,” said Brownback. “Creating human-animal hybrids, which permanently alter the genetic makeup of an organism, will challenge the very definition of what … Read More

I figured there must be a website for this (seeing as how there is a website for everything). That's right — Not Fooling Anybody is a website devoted to businesses which take over the premises of rather obvious businesses. Example? Monte Vista Liquors takes over a former KFC building (Phoenix, AZ) …. not fooling anybody. And then there's… Quest Autos … Read More

It's 12-15 miles long, and floating in the waters between Wainwright and Barrow, Alaska.  It's "gooey" and looks dark against the bright white ice of the waters. I know what you're thinking.  But it's not an oil slick.  It's ALIVE! Read more.

The Best Article Every Day recently a list of the 14 Basic Skills All Men Should Possess. How do you rank? I've evaluated myself…. 14 Basic Skills All Men Should Know: Drive a stick-shift – It's been a while, but I think I can Hook up an entertainment center - You bet  Fix a toilet – Depends on what's wrong with it Navigate … Read More

I might make this a recurring feature.  I love a good CW impersonation. Let’s start off with Walken as a nursery school teacher: Now a bunch of asians doing rather good Walkens: Kevin Pollack does a good Walken: And Kevin Spacey does Walken (among others):