Transcripts And Audio Of 911 Calls

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Actually, they are "999" calls, because "999" is what they have in Britain for "911". Courtesy of The Guardian.  Dramatic stuff.  All with the consent of the 999 callers. Here's a short segment from with 999 operator talking a young woman through childbirth (the whole thing is about 10 minutes long): The Birth Op Right, OK. Where are you now at the … Read More

The Perils of AutoComplete

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Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger, age 18, pictured on the right, lost her virginity during a school trip.  She texted her friend, Darcy, about it, saying how "Gr8" it was.  Well, she meant to txt Darcy.  In truth, she txted "Dad" by mistake (since "Darcy" and "Dad" are beside each other in the her "contacts") Dad was not amused.   True story.  … Read More

BlahBlahfish

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Blahblahfish takes some English, translates it to another language, and then back to English, so you can see what gets lost in translation. Earlier today, I wrote a post entitled "Vatican Forgives Lennon". Here's the same post, after a Blahblahfish translation from English to French to English: The Vatican forgives Lennon Nice, if not little one late.  But in a … Read More

Palin Blabs On As Turkey Gets Murdered

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She went there to pardon a turkey, and we can assume that one getting slaughtered behind wasn't supposed to be the one intended to be pardoned. Nevertheless, it's pretty grizzly (and consider that a warning) I don't think there's any thing meta-analysis-wise to be said, save for the fact that she does seem to "invite criticism" everytime she steps in front … Read More

“The Plan” by Jack Handey

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The plan isn’t foolproof. For it to work, certain things must happen: —The door to the vault must have accidentally been left open by the cleaning woman. —The guard must bend over to tie his shoes and somehow he gets all the shoelaces tied together. He can’t get them apart, so he takes out his gun and shoots all his … Read More