Someone has a great sense of humor: This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For By Paul Shawcross The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons: The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to … Read More
The First OMG?
This letter, circa 1917, was from British Admiral James Fisher to Winston Churchill (once First Lord of the Admiralty), and may have been the first OMG in recorded history. LOL.
Snoopy To Sail Across The Atlantic
Today, November 27th,a miniature boat was launched in hopes of being the first unmanned craft to (intentionally) cross the Atlantic. Robin Lovelock is a retired NATO scientist and the creator of this project. He believes the vessel will have to navigate 6,000 miles via GPS to make it from the coastal village Barton on Sea, England. Lovelock has a website where you … Read More
Commies Bite Down Hard On Onion
The People’s Daily Online, the mouthpiece of China’s Communist Party, has fallen for a satirical article in the Onion proclaiming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un the “Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.” The report credulously quotes the Onion’s endorsement: With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power … Read More
Helen Lays Down The Rules
Eighty-six year old Helen Philpot of Margaret and Helen has some rules for her family this Thanksgiving: Dear Family, I’m not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with me for my favorite holiday. Dinner is at 2:00. Not 2:15. Not 2:05. … Read More
It’s Thanksgiving, and Time For An Annual Tradition
That "annual tradition" being, of course, the showing of this infamous TV interview with Governor Sarah Palin. She pardons a turkey, and then, as she gets interviewed, turkeys get slaughtered in the background.
Absolutely-Real Not-At-All Fake Video Of Ann Dunham Giving Birth To Barack Obama
Here it is. Proof! Absolutely proof that Obama was indeed born in Kenya. Here's the story behind to absolutely-real not-at-all-fake video. And you can tell it's real because filming births on Super 8 film was so commonplace in 1961. Also, the medical chart (right next to a Kenyan flag) conveniently says that the Woman giving birth is Ann Dunham. … Read More
Progress
They finally decided to name the streets in Costa Rica and put up street signs. And now, before you get a driver's license there, you have to take driving lessons. As one who had to drive there last year, all I can say is…. good ideas. RELATED: Lotta earthquakes there lately, including one about half an hour ago (the orange … Read More
This Is Funny
No, I won't be live-blogging the VP debate tonight. Nor will I be watching.
The Stewart-O’Reilly Rumble
In case you missed it, and apparently many did… … and if you didn't pay for it online this weekend, throw $5 at some charity, will you?