It Sucks Being A Waitress

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Because this hardly ever happens: Jessica Osborne, 20, received the gift from a family of regulars at the Pizza Hut where she works in this northeastern Indiana town. The family — a mother and two sons — stopped in recently for their usual: two Mountain Dews, a cup of hot water for tea and a large Meat Lover’s Stuffed Crust … Read More

Ye Olden Dayes

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The Atlantic reprints an article from 1982, in which one of its writers was shares his experience of working on something called a "computer": When I sit down to write a letter or start the first draft of an article, I simply type on the keyboard and the words appear on the screen. For six months, I found it awkward … Read More

Oregonians Upset At Concrete Barriers

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Hahahaha: The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol. A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances. A number of residents have complained to … Read More

No Shit, Sherlock

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Reuters: Muscular young men are likely to have more sex partners than their less-chiseled peers, researchers at the University of California Los Angeles said on Monday. These same researchers are working on a theory that young men are attracted to women with large breasts and long legs.  "It’s just a theory", said one UCLA researcher, "but we’re sure that there … Read More

Rubber Ducky, You’re The One….

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In January 1992, a container full of 29,000 rubber duckies (and blue turtles and green frogs) broke free from a cargo ship leaving China and somewhere in the Pacific. Fifteen years later, what remains of them are about to wash up on the shores of England, halfway around the world.  The Daily Mail discusses their journey, complete with this cool … Read More

They’re Getting Smarter

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They now have highly-sophisticated arson capabilities: High-wire squirrels torch man’s home twice in 8 days If you think Alan Turcott has bad luck, just think of the squirrels in his neighborhood. For the second time in eight days, Turcott’s Blue Island home caught fire when squirrels knocked high-voltage wires loose from a utility pole and onto his three-story house, fire … Read More

The Ten Commandments Of Driving

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The Vatican, in perhaps a slightly sacreligious way, has issued a Ten Commandments For Drivers to combat road rage: 1. You shall not kill. 2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm. 3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events. 4. Be charitable and help your … Read More